Saturday, August 27, 2011

A Plan for “Mosque” Tolerance in America

Kevin A. Lehmann

I have had a recent change of heart about all the mosques being built in our country.

I now think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.

Thus, the Mosques should be allowed in an effort to promote multiculturalism and tolerance.

As part of a mutually tolerant plan, I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosques, commanding tolerance from its parishioners.

We could call the gay club, “The Turban Cowboy, ” and the strip club – “You Mecca Me Hot.” Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that, an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant called “Iraq o’ Ribs.”

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the latest scanty fashions.

Next door to the lingerie store would be room for an adult sex toy shop, “Koranal Knowledge, ” its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side, a liquor store called “Morehammered.”

Lastly, as a sign of good faith, we should demand that they tolerate a Pentecostal Church in the middle of Mecca with a good old fashion Christian revival during the annual pilgrimage.

These ideas would either encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, or put a rapid end to the building of mosques in the United States of America.

If you agree with my plan for mosque tolerance in America, please pass it on.

Until next time . . . Wake Up America!

Kevin A. Lehmann

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