Thursday, October 08, 2009

Top 12 Reasons Obama didn’t get the Olympics:

12. Oprah didn’t hand out a bunch of “my favorite things” to the IOC committee.
11. There are no ACORN offices in Denmark .
10. Dead People can’t vote at IOC Meetings.
9. Obama distracted by 25 minute meeting with General McChrystal.
8. Who cares if Obama couldn’t talk the IOC into Chicago ? He’ll be able to talk Iran out of Nukes.
7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.
6. IOC Members wouldn’t agree to cap their pay.
5. Obama doesn't have an Olympic Czar.
4. It wasn’t about the number of Olympics Lost, it was about the number of Olympics Saved.
3. They didn’t let Obama use his teleprompter to present our case.
2. Because the IOC is racist.
1. and Always the Best Reason of why Obama failed to get the Olympics: “ It was George Bush’s fault.” Your ideas?.

1 comment:

Biroz85 said...

Lol. I love #3 and #2. I think the reality is that they don't see him as 'all that', that some of the Americas see him at and his favor with the press might have something to do with this. Anyway, Rio De deserved it. Its a lovely place and they never had the Olympics. My thoughts. Peace.
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