Sultan Knish
On the corner of the street a giant rat squats over the sidewalk, its
shadow blocking the cold winter sun, while at its feet, hired men, some
with heavy accents, hand out leaflets and chant, "Who are we, What do we
want" in the familiar hymn of the hired union protester, not a member
of a union or an employee or a shop, but just a man hired by unions to
intimidate some store or company into going along.
There's another giant rat creeping its way up the Potomac through the
evening fog. Its snout is the size of a skyscraper and its shadow is the
night. And there are hordes of smaller rats inside that rat and smaller
rats inside it that come spilling out. Call it the Trojan Rat or the
Great Rat of the Potomac. Or just call it Washington D.C.
In the year of the rat, the election came down to a whole bunch of men
and women loudly chanting, "Who do we are, What do we want." The
Democrats had clear answers to both questions. They wanted the rat. They
wanted to be rats. They wanted to be the last rats on the sinking ship
of state.
That was the hysterical frenzy of the Democratic National Convention in a
nutshell. It was the pied piper calling forth all the rats by name and
teaching them to march around when the pan pipes played. And the pipes
played, the rats went to the polls, they voted, once, twice, three times
and then waited around for their cheese.
And who were the Republicans? What did they want?
Watching the Republican National Convention, you got the sense that they
were amiable people who like hard work, and talking about hard work,
who like minorities and Clint Eastwood movies. They were as American as
apple pie, in the way that commercials for frozen apple pies that you
defrost in an oven are. Pop the Republican Party in your Sunbeam, punch
out 60 years and you'll get the Eisenhower Administration, toasty and
fresh in your kitchen.
But the voters didn't want apple pie. Some of them did. The older ones.
The married ones. And yes those hordes of horrid white males. But a
bunch of the electorate wanted burritos, they wanted hot pockets and a
hundred other treats. And they wanted them free of charge.
The Republican Party was proposing a country where anyone can open up
their own pie shop, while the Democrats were offering free burritos and
degrees in Transgendered Mayan poetry in order to "invest in our
future." The party of apple pie came close, but the party of burritos
with cheese for voters who vote early and often, came in closer.
The first question of any movement is who are we. The second question is
what do we want. And until we can answer those questions and
communicate those answers, then we are always going to be flailing,
moving from one compromise to another, while our own rats ponder which
principle to dispense with first. After all, what good are principles if
they don't get you in to ride the rat?
What the Republican Party communicated in 2012 was that it wanted to win
an election. It chose the most electable candidate and put on a show
that had little of substance. Three nights of apple pie commercials and
then months of apple pie speeches about how wonderful this country is.
Little was said, but the unspoken message was that policies didn't
matter, winning did.
As Churchill said of Chamberlain, "You were given the choice between war
and dishonor. You chose dishonor and you will have war." The Republican
Party thought it had a choice between defeat and dishonor, it chose
dishonor and got defeat anyway. Now we are offered even greater
dishonors to avoid greater defeats. And when the GOP has appeared every
single element of the electorate except its own base, then surely it
will be allowed to win.
But winning isn't the point. Winning is a power play. It only matters if
you either expect to ride the rat or if you are fighting for something.
The Republican Party fought to win and it lost. Now might be the time
to fight for something, rather than to fight for the sake of winning the
fight.
Tiny men don't defeat giant rats. Not unless they are fighting for more
than themselves. More than mere antipathy for the rat. And men who don't
know who they are or what they are fighting for will always be small,
no matter how much fame they have or how well known their names are.
And that brings us right back to the question being shouted under the giant rat. "Who are we and what do we want?"
The Republican Party is divided, not split, between an establishment
that wants to ride the rat and a base that wants the rat gone. The
establishment is still trying to figure out how to win over giant rat
voters with the promise of a better, slimmer, but more efficient rat.
The base wants it to build a rat trap. But in elections the
establishment usually gets its way and whatever the election results
are, the giant rat stays around for another year, getting bigger and
bigger.
The establishment, that nebulous entity, as at home on the Potomac as
its rivals, has few differences with the Democratic Party. It agrees
with most of its premises, it just wishes that it wouldn't be so
fanatical about them. It would like to trim back the bureaucracy, loosen
some of the regulations and make life easier for business. At least it
thinks that it would like to do that, but aside from occasional tax
cuts, it doesn't really do much about that, because it too likes to ride
the rat.
The Republican and Democratic leaderships might be divided into the
moderate and extreme wings of the same party. But their bases are very
different.
The old Jeffersonian and Jacksonian Democrats have become Republicans.
The Republican Party is at the voting level, the rural party, the party
of those skeptical about federalism and looking to lock in liberties
with the Bill of Rights. At the same time its leadership consists of
Hamiltonian Federalists who are interested in moving business forward.
Throw in a moral traditionalist base and the party becomes even more
impossibly conflicted.
Meanwhile the Democrats have become what the Republican Party turned
into after Lincoln, corrupt, elitist and widely hated. A modernist party
that postures as a party of civil rights, but views black people as
walking votes and tools for extending the federal power grab of
fanatical unionists. It is a party with no more vision than
consolidating authority into central organizations that are run by the
incompetent and it is not above pulling any and every illegal trick in
the book to violate the Constitution. Its only reason for success is
that its opposing party has so comprehensively disgraced itself that
much of the country will not even consider voting for it.
But as rotten as the giant rat of the Democrats may be, it at least
knows what it wants. The same can't be said for a Republican Party that
is stuck in a schizophrenic state. It is united, not by a vision, but by
an opposition to the left.
The one thing that the Hamiltonians, Jacksonians and Jeffersonians can
agree is that they don't like the left and its vast bureaucracy that is
hostile to business and bent on total control of all aspects of human
life.
This opposition transcends federalist issues or moral divides. The
Republican base and leadership may differ on how much big government
they should be, but they can all agree that the endlessly expanding
horror show of the giant rat, towering over Washington D.C. and
sharpening its teeth on the Washington Monument is too much.
America is the other thing that the Hamiltonians, Jacksonians and
Jeffersonians agree on. They all like it and think that it's a special
and exceptional place. And turning conventions to that theme is a point
of agreement. Unfortunately the unwillingness to define what makes
America special, beyond the ability to open your own apple pie shop and
the ability of immigrants to open their own apple pie shops, means that
there is little disagreement, but also no real message.
The Hamiltonians turn Jeffersonian when talking to the base. But then
they revert back to being old Alexander. Romney is the first
presidential nominee in generations to run on such an explicitly
Hamiltonian platform and the results should surprise no one. Hamilton
was a good deal more popular after he was killed by Aaron Burr, probably
the most ruthless American progressive of all time, who makes ratlings
like Ayers or Alinsky seem downright inconsequential, than when he was
alive.
Ideology follows interests. The Hamiltonians are city dwellers. They
believe that men need regulation but that free markets don't. They
understand the power of the economy in building a nation and how making
unpopular decisions that hurt people in the short term can help them in
the long term. But they don't understand people and are terrible at
getting their message across. They are sophisticated enough to think
big, but not to think small, and the populists beat the stuffing out of
them every time.
The Jeffersonians are rural and suspicious of cities and central
organizations. They want to keep their way of life by limiting the power
of the central government. They are passionate about freedom and
instinctively dislike the Hamiltonians. Jeffersonians can win the
majority of the country by land area, but the cities stifle them. They
are instinctive revolutionaries, but like the Hamiltonians they struggle
to communicate their deeply felt beliefs to the rest of the country.
They always think small.
And then there are the Jacksonians, who go deeper, challenging the
disenfranchisement of the public by the elites. The Jeffersonians still
believe, to a degree, in the basic decency of their opponents. The
Jacksonians do not. They suspect, and sometimes rightly so, that their
opponents seek a one party state. They don't just protest, they organize
public outrage, marshaling the frustrations of those who feel excluded
to challenge and overturn the entire system. The Jacksonians can think
big and small.
The question is are we going to be Hamiltonians, Jeffersonians or Jacksonians? The question is what do we want?
Do we just want to prune back regulations and make life easier for big
business, tidy up the debt and keep the train rolling for another
decade? Do we want to smash the Federal system to keep our own corners
of the world safe from the overreach of its power... or do we want to
use the Federal system to smash the institutions of the left? Do we want
to ride the rat, kill the rat or teach the rat to eat its own young?
Do we want to keep the urban federal technocracy going or pull back to
local government? Does our future lie with big institutions that plan to
do a lot or small ones that we control? Do our economic interests,
short term and long, lie with free trade and open borders, or small
business and domestic manufacturing? Do we believe in the system or in
the family? Do we believe in the expert or the wisdom of the mob? Do we
want to push on into the future or protect our past? These are the
debates that we need to have if we are ever going to move forward.
We all know what we're against. The question is what are we for? Once we
answer that question then we'll know not just what we're fighting
against, but what we're fighting for. And until then we will not be able
to step out of the shadow of the rat.
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