Sultan Knish
There's only so many ways to skin a cat or win an election. Like
gambling, you don't just take the easy money, you look for the big
score. The Republicans have always taken the easy money, setting up
their own dime store New Deal after losing to FDR and Truman, setting up
affirmative action and HMOs after JFK and LBJ; scoring short term
political victories and long term defeats.
As we speak, a small horde of consultants and would-be consultants is
urging the Republican Party to take the easy money of amnesty, tax hikes
and anything else that will make them an inoffensive version of last
election's Democratic Party. And if any of that is followed by a
victory, then the consultants order an expensive bottle of wine and the
left goes on planning another big score.
The key to winning the game is in the numbers. Demographics.
The weakness of the kind of state that Western liberals love to set up,
the one with 4-day workweeks where everyone is either in a university or
a union, where no one goes to church or synagogue, where having more
than 2 kids is frowned on and retirement can be had before your hair
goes white, is that it demographically trends conservative. Not
necessarily what most conservatives think of as being conservative, but
nevertheless those retired 60-year olds who have one daughter named Inga
and take four vacations a year, don't much like change. They don't like
America, Israel, banks, war, monarchy and a lot of the things that the
left expects them not to like; but they also form societies that lack
the left's radical appetite for change.
Older societies trend conservative. And a low birth rate means that the
society will be old and the growth in children will come from more
traditional households. Those children can be broken down in the
mandatory public education system and influenced through cultural
dementia, but the long run prospects don't look good for the left.
Eventually you end up with a society where everyone expects to retire at
55, even though there aren't enough younger workers to take their
place, and half of those potential younger workers are getting useless
advanced degrees or dreaming of moving to America, while the other half
are joining some revivalist religious movement. And that's a bad deal
either way.
The left's utopias are not only economically unsustainable (what else is
new) but also politically and demographically unsustainable. The
economics can't be fixed, but the politics and demographics can. As with
all of the left's solutions, they involve finding ways of making things
much, much worse. And their answer to the demographic and political
problem is immigration. Bring in young people from elsewhere who will
have lots of kids and vote the straight slanted ticket. Preferably the
kind who won't get along with the locals and will be taught to
constantly complain about racism, even though back where they're from,
racism was as accepted as daylight drug deals and beheadings.
Bring them in, run their kids through the same system, add a few
holidays to the calendar, enjoy the new ethnic foods and hopefully teach
their kids to stop having so many kids if they want to retire at 55 and
fill their house with knickknacks from their vacations in Greece and
Brazil. And then fill the new gap with more immigrants. It's a plan that
makes as much economic sense as the European Union and is twice as
sustainable. After all lots of people in the world want free health care
and a passport from a country that won't collapse into a murderous
civil war when the price of bread goes through the minaret.
And if the assimilation program doesn't work, well then you only have to
bring in half as many immigrants next time around, because all those
countries you brought those immigrants from are now in your own country.
Saves on jet fuel and coast guards. Not to mention language lessons,
though it usually turns out that you need them anyway because your
excellent schools no longer seem to be doing such a good job of teaching
your own language and what used to be your language is now an argot
composed of the languages of your immigrants and bits of your own
language processed into the fake street slang of rap stars. And before
you know it, you're using it too.
It's a dead end. It's Rome with the barbarians sorting through the loot.
It's China when the wall fell. It's Byzantium when the Bedouin raiders
poured through and began the centuries long process of tearing apart
Middle Eastern Christianity, that Islam wrapped up. It's the long fall
of civilization into night with a bloody pension and a hell of a
retirement plan lost somewhere in the middle of a pile of broken marble
columns.
But it keeps the left alive. Without diversity, the left is a bunch of
corpulent unions protecting their pensions while the young people look
at brochures of London and Los Angeles and finish their fourth degree.
Without it, the left eventually dries up, blows away in the wind and
dies after running a few protests against austerity and then has to
implement it anyway.
Diversity isn't a moral principle. It's oxygen for a dead movement. It's
the only way that the left can stay alive long enough to fulfill the
accidental mission of every parasite by killing its host. It's the
numbers game and as long as the left can cobble together these
coalitions built on the backs of immigrants and tied together with
community associations and piles of free stuff, then it can go on
squatting on a society, dipping its proboscis in the sweet nectar of
wealth and power, and then when the nectar runs out, switching to
sipping its blood.
The left needs immigration to run its numbers game. It needs immigration
to survive. It needs immigration to force further change on societies
that would be static if left to their own devices. It needs immigration
to provide it with a permanently disadvantaged working class from an
infinite supply of billions. It needs to make its own failed society
fail in new ways by injecting other failed societies into it.
Play the diversity of numbers and the kids stop dreaming of London and
LA and start hanging out at clubs where diversity seems to make life
more exciting. The declining native upper class and the immigrant
working class shake hands over the bodies of the native working class
and the whole broken train rumbles forward into the night.
But this numbers game depends on no opposition party emerging to
represent the people left out of this arrangement. And there are two
kinds of opposition parties. The cheerfully capitalist party whose
leaders have gone to all the right schools and are obscenely
enthusiastic about bringing some fresh blood into the country. And the
other kind. The ones who aren't interested in fresh blood.
The opposition party and its composition doesn't matter that much until
the crunch kicks in. That is what happens when economic unsustainability
begins to outrace all the imaginary numbers and the accounting tricks
that involve selling debt in exchange for debt and building all the debt
into a tall house of debt cards and the knives come out and the
sacrifices begin. And like all cannibal feasts, it's a question of who
gets cut and who does the cutting.
The unofficial cutting order on the left, after everything else has been
drained, the rich have fled to their tax havens and small businesses
sell things that fell off trucks on the way to the government giveaway,
is native pensions, immigrant benefits and then their own salaries. The
natives will howl, of course, but the question is will they be able to
do anything more than howl.
The left can control the table but democracy is also a number. The right
amount of votes can change the nature of the game entirely. It's all a
question of thinking long term and planning for the right moment,
instead of the right sellout. Compromises don't win elections, strategic
tactical grievances do. And then when the moment comes, the overton
window opens, the grievance gets hurled and the game changes.
The difference between the left and the right is that the left has a
five-year plan and the right has a five-second plan. The left knows what
it's going to do four years from now when the numbers look even worse
than they do today. But what is the right going to do? Run another
cheerful capitalist who promises to use his Olympics experience to fix
the economy, but never really seizes those grievances and goes for the
throat? That's what the left is counting on.
And until then maybe it's time to serve up some more amnesty. Because
who can have just one portion of a delicious demographic treat like
unsustainable economics fused with millions of free votes?
No game is unwinnable. But you have to know the odds and play to win.
Demographics, like all other games, is winnable, but you have to know
how to play the game.
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