Sultan Knish
Liberal media succeeds best when it isn’t identified as such. The reason
for that can be seen in numerous polls where Americans of both parties
identify themselves with conservative values.
The
left is adept at selling its agenda through biased mainstream media
coverage, but when it discards the disguise of objectivity on radio or
television the end result is shrill, irritating and off-putting.
The
playwright and director David Mamet achieved an epiphany while
listening to NPR. Unfortunately for NPR the epiphany was that he was no
longer a liberal. “I felt my facial muscles tightening,” he described,
“and the words beginning to form in my mind: Shut the f___ up."
The unfiltered left with its onslaught of sanctimonious bleating often brings out that reaction.
It’s
why Air America not only couldn’t compete with Rush Limbaugh, Sean
Hannity and other conservative talk radio hosts, but it couldn’t even
remain solvent. MSNBC, the bastard child of a ridiculous union between
Microsoft and NBC, spent years drifting in search of an identity only to
become the new Air America.
Why does the left, which is so adept
at putting its agenda across in mainstream media outlets fail
spectacularly when it puts away the disguise and begins saying what it
really thinks?
George Orwell described the phenomenon in his book
The Road to Wigan Pier. The behavior he is describing is so familiar
that it’s worth pausing to remember that it was written 77 years ago in
1937.
“I do not think the Socialist need make any sacrifice of
essentials, but certainly he will have to make a great sacrifice of
externals,” Orwell wrote, explaining why the left was failing to make
headway with more sensible people. “If only the sandals and the
pistachio-coloured shirts could be put in a pile and burnt, and every
vegetarian, teetotaler… sent home to Welwyn Garden City to do his yoga
exercises quietly!”
Earlier, Orwell had denounced them as
“vegetarians with wilting beards... earnest ladies in sandals,
shock-headed Marxists chewing polysyllables, escaped Quakers,
birth-control fanatics.”
Orwell would have found MSNBC familiar,
not just because of its inversion of language and perpetual
politicization of everything, but that same inbred club of irritating
fanatics holding forth to a small audience that agrees dogmatically with
their obsessions in every regard.
After drifting without an
identity, MSNBC was reborn as a liberal news network and then finally as
a network of sandal wearing transgender vegans and shock-headed
Marxists chewing polysyllables.
Orwell was encouraging the left
to get in tune with the working class, but MSNBC has gone in the
opposite direction, shoving out hacks like Ed Schultz and Alec Baldwin,
who for all their faults were somewhat more relatable than Rachel
Maddow, Chris Hayes and Ronan Farrow. Joe Scarborough is talking about
running for office which will leave Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton as
the only high profile MSNBC yappers who couldn’t be mistaken for Pajama
Boy in a dark ObamaCare briefing.
MSNBC reinvented itself around
Rachel Maddow. Its new talkers, Chris Hayes and Ronan Farrow, are cut
from the same cloth, delivering nasal lectures with a tone somewhere
between passive aggressive argument and ironic detachment. Imagine Air
America crossbred with NPR and then mated with Pitchfork Magazine. Their
horrible abortion would be MSNBC’s bland hipster ethos of earnest
liberals earnestly talking down to their audience while Al Sharpton
tries to figure out how a teleprompter works.
The Maddow MSNBC is
a leftist student newspaper stridently denouncing racism, sexism,
homophobia, claustrophobia, transphobia, pipelines, microaggressions,
white privilege, cherry pies, political incorrectness, model trains and
obesity. Unlike the left’s highly successful mainstream media apparatus,
it is overcrowded with professors of political correctness and Twitter
activists who can’t talk to people, only at people, who assume that
everyone who matters already agrees with them and that this
self-important population is already watching MSNBC.
In
The Road to Wigan Pier, Orwell wrote, “the mere words 'Socialism' and
'Communism' draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice
drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, 'Nature Cure' quack,
pacifist, and feminist in England.”
This magnetic force draws
MSNBC’s audience of transgender activists, white privilege professors,
terrorist supporters, Israel boycotters, women-of-color microaggression
Tumblr bloggers, Whole Foods shoppers going from their egalitarian yoga
class to their amnesty protest while sipping a Fair Trade wheatgrass
drink and listening to a Decembrists’ song.
Meanwhile everyone outside that drum circle is left out.
MSNBC
has lost the ability to talk to ordinary people. Even other liberals
are beginning to evince a distaste for it. The hipster breakdown of
MSNBC has bigger implications for the left. Behind the scenes, the Obama
campaign looked a lot like MSNBC. The original Obama campaign was
better known as the Howard Dean campaign, but even Democrats found Dean
ridiculously irritating.
Obama was the perfect front man because
he had the wiring of a Rachel Maddow or Chris Hayes, but when audiences
showed up, they didn’t see a man in retro glasses sneering at them
because they don’t understand what the asterisk in trans* stands for.
In
his time as community organizer, Obama had learned to do what Orwell
had advised the left to learn to do and what the average progressive has
never learned to do, talk to ordinary people without making them react
as if they were listening to a particularly annoying NPR broadcast.
Obama Inc. may have been indistinguishable from the new MSNBC behind the
scenes, but it had a human face on it.
Two terms of Obama have
given the left an unreasonable degree of confidence in their ideology,
but it wasn’t their ideology that won two elections. Polls show that
most Americans are not especially fond of what the left stands for, but
they do vote for candidates who appear to care about them. The left
didn’t win on the issues. It won because it found a good front man for
its bad issues who would keep finding entertaining ways to distract the
public from the complete implosion of his progressive policies.
The
left confused political victories with ideological victories. It
assumed that because Americans had been manipulated into temporarily
liking Obama, that they also liked everything that the left stood for.
MSNBC is what the left actually stands for and it’s a miserable
catalogue of petty fascism by control freaks whose only knowledge of
life comes through the lens of their favorite pseudo-Marxist theories.
The
undisguised left cannot win an election outside of its safe territories
where its politicians huddle in padded corners with bearded activists
deciding whether they should ban donuts, plastic bags or politically
incorrect pop songs next. In these territories where the Subaru station
wagon is king, where everyone wears outdoor hiking gear everywhere they
go and talk about mulching and recycling as if these were spiritual
activities, MSNBC streams over every Roku box.
Occasionally a
parka wearer driving a Subaru will find his facial muscles twitching and
the words beginning to form in his mind, “Shut the f___ up”; but then
his life partner will intervene and he will be taken away for a three
week course of wheatgrass juice colonic therapy that will leave him a
proper Pajama Boy again.
Outside MSNBCland, the left remains
unlikable; its army of activists infiltrates and takes over, but without
a charming front man to juggle some torches and distract the crowds
from the unemployment rate and their staggering health care premiums,
the campaign folds like Howard Dean after a bottle of tequila.
MSNBC
has decided that it’s safe to go Full Rachel Maddow and Full Howard
Dean. That is a mistake for which the left will pay the price where it
always does, in the hearts of its countrymen who frown and change the
channel.
Americans
do not particularly care for the ideology that consumes the
professional leftist. Why are they so suspicious of dogma? It is because
they know that a man cannot serve two masters.
Either he is an
elected official who answers to the voters or he is an ideologue who
answers to his professors of political correctness, to the dead masters
who put down the theories by which everyone ought to run their life and
to the narrow circle of leftists who treat every disagreement as an
offense.
That is why even career leftists like Obama will
attempt to pass themselves off as practical men, bipartisan types who
are not bound by dogma. They understand that to identify as a rigid
fanatic is political suicide. MSNBC’s Phil Griffin is still attempting
to claim that his network is non-ideological when its own website
identifies it as a “progressive community”.
Griffin has lost
control of his network to Rachel Maddow the way that the Democratic
Party has lost control of its identity to the left and the way that the
moderate left has lost control to the far left. Maddow and her twee
clones have won the civil war at MSNBC, but lost the battle.
The
left has come out of the closet as the “tract-writing type of
Socialist, with his pullover, his fuzzy hair” that Orwell identified in
The Road to Wigan Pier; a control freak suffering from a “hypertrophied
sense of order” driven “to reduce the world to something resembling a
chessboard.”
Americans find that type of Socialist, whether he
calls himself a progressive or a liberal, about as appealing as they do
MSNBC.
No comments:
Post a Comment