Dear
Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs
up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay
them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum
and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with
the interest.
Also
he has been so arrogant
and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The
few that do are an odd bunch to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive
gifts, running up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with
Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the
next he's on his knees 7 times a day with Muslims.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before
anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's
just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?
Signed, Lost
Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to
live in the White House for free, travel the world for free, and have others
pay for everything for you. What a ride you are having. You can divorce the
jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with this idiot for
three more years.
Signed, Abby
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