Sultan Knish
At a Brady Center event to "Prevent Gun Violence by Jodie Foster Fans
from Accidentally Hitting White House Press Secretaries in the Head" the
Brady Center Legal Action Project Director asked retired Supreme Court
Justice John Paul Stevens whether having a right to a cell phone might
be a more universal form of self-defense than gun ownership.
"Maybe you have some kind of constitutional right to have a cell phone
with a predialed 911 number at your bedside, and that might provide you
with a little better protection than a gun, which you’re not used to
using," Justice Stevens mumbled.
Stevens, who often seemed unclear on the difference between a right and
an entitlement, had a point. Why bother waiting for the laborious
process of using a gun, when you can instantly dial 911 and wait twenty
minutes while being murdered for the police to arrive.
There still is no Constitutional right to a cell phone, but you're
already paying into a Universal Service Fund that does just that,
providing cell phones to any and all, courtesy of Lebanese-Mexican
billionaire Carlos Slim's company, who, when he isn't making high
interest loans to the New York Times, shovels prepaid government cell
phones into the ghetto.
Gun control advocates have been digging away at the pesky 2nd Amendment
for a while now. Their trouble with it is that guns are loud and make
big bangs when they go off and enable the peasants to resist when their
betters decide that they should be moved off their land. But the true
trouble is that gun ownership is an individual right. And they don't
believe in individual rights, their gospel is group rights.
If the 2nd Amendment assigned the right to bear arms to each racial
group by degree of persecution, they would find it much more acceptable
no matter what the annual death toll was. An LGBT 2nd Amendment would
float their boat. An amendment that treats it as an individual right,
rather than a group right, does not.
Justice Stevens and the Legal Director of the "Brady Project to Build a
Time Machine, Travel in Time and Convince Jodie Foster to Drop Acting
and Open a Baskin Robbins Franchise" were pondering how to make an
individual right fair by universalizing it and redistributing it into a
group right.
Some people have guns and others don't. But everyone can have a
government mandated right to a cell phone... except perhaps the Amish,
and their time is coming. Why the average Amish farm uses child labor
and doesn't provide its child laborers with health plan coverage for
birth control and abortion, and its barns aren't raised to OSHA
standards.
If you assume that rights belong to the group, rather than the
individual, then predialed cell phones are a better solution than guns.
Just push 1 if you're being murdered, 2 if you're being raped, 3 if your
house is being set on fire and 4 if you just realized that your health
plan doesn't provide abortion coverage on all major legal holidays and 5
if your next door neighbor is having a Jodie Foster movie marathon at
ear-splitting volume at two in the morning.
The police may not get there in time, but they will get there to
government specifications and will take action in line with municipal,
state and federal policies that are formed in deference to group rights.
With 911, the policy hand is strong with the government. With the 2nd
Amendment, the balance of power is with the homeowner watching a shadow
moving up his staircase.
Governments can issue a directive for how many arrests of how many
people they want to see, based on type of crime and race. And that is
the kind of enforcement you will get through 911, backed by Federal
grants to local communities and Department of Justice lawsuits. Whether
or not the police officer will be there in ten minutes or twenty,
whether he will even take your statement or just doodle something while
you talk, depends on policies coming out of Washington D.C.
Group rights are centralized. They depend on weaponizing statistics to
achieve some larger goal in the constellation of social justice whose
dim star always hangs over Washington casting its baleful radiation down
over all that marble, money and blight, group rights are the right to
wait in a government line to find out whether your request will be
filled or not based on your socioeconomic status, race, gender,
transgender, sexual orientation and surfing abilities, and any gimmick
that the latest Harvard faculty member slash White House adviser has
decided to experiment with on your skin. And the line, in this case,
happens to be the phone line to the 911 system, which will send someone
to help you at a rate that depends on all the number juggling involving
money, crime statistics and votes.
The 2nd Amendment is a very different creature. The controllers would
like to turn it into a group right. Replace the home rifle with an IOU
for membership in the National Guard or a cell phone from Carlos Slim
that will allow you to dial 911, unless the dam breaks or the earth
quakes or the service goes. And they would equally like to turn the 1st
Amendment into a right to say the things that are socially beneficial,
while outlawing speech that is not socially beneficial.
In Europe, free speech means speech that is in the public interest, not
speech that undermines the public good. That latter kind of speech can
get you a trip to a jail cell. And that is the only kind of speech that
can exist in group rights. When the group comes first, then the
individual is the last one on the line. When rights serve the group, or
the idealized arrangement of groups meant to provide the perfect
statistical balance between skin colors, genders, lack of genders, and
choice of partners, then the individual has no rights except as a member
of Team White, Team Black, Team Gay or Team Badly Confused.
A gun is an individual thing. It's hard for a group to own a gun. You
can give Team Gay, Team Union or Team Korean Men in Wheelchairs a cell
phone link to a central network of law enforcement support services, but
a gun is a thing that an individual buys and learns to use. It is not a
network, but an object, its power does not come from pushbutton access
to a plea for government aid, but from the skill and courage of the
individual. Gun power is merit based.
Effectively using freedom of speech, of religion, of protest or the
press has become more difficult in an age where all four tend to be
vested or barred by massive institutions. You can still start your own
blog, your own religion, your own protest rally or your own printing
press in a shed out back, but your ability to effectively make use of
them in defense of your own interests is likely to be limited. But when
the door breaks down, then you do not need permission or access to large
institutions to defend yourself or your family courtesy of the 2nd
Amendment. And that is what infuriates group rightists about the 2nd
Amendment. Its function does not require their consent or approval. It
does not even require their notice. It just is.
There is no conflict between the 1st and 2nd Amendment as loudmouths
like Piers Morgan have been complaining of late. There is a conflict
between a 2nd Amendment made use of by individuals and a 1st Amendment
that has been thoroughly colonized by institutions and corporations that
believe in the rights of the group, not the rights of the individual.
David Gregory's belief that he was immune from the law because he was
acting as a media agenda spokesman is just another reminder that the
institutions that have colonized the 1st Amendment consider themselves
in all regards above the law.
In an age of group rights, the Fourth Estate is claiming the special
status that it is entitled to. But under the 2nd Amendment there are no
estates, no groups that are more or less entitled to defend themselves,
and no individuals with more or less claim on the right to own a firearm
because of their race, religion, gender, bed partner, class or
cleverness. It is a right of the people, back when the rights of the
people referred to the people as a whole, not some idealized urban
peasantry living off welfare checks or a coalition of official victim
groups whose tears count more than those of anyone else.
In its purest form, the people means everyone. It means a nation of
individuals who are not broken down into any other group and whose
rights are not allocated from any secondary source. The left spends a
great deal of time shouting, "Power to the People", but the 2nd
Amendment with its sharp statement, "the right of the people to keep and
bear arms shall not be infringed" is a literal invocation of power to
the people. A people who are not designated as such by any category
other than their peoplehood.
The left shouts "Power to the People", but doesn't truly mean it. It
would like to replace Power to the People with Predialed Cell Phones to
the People and Lines at Government Offices to the People and Write to
Your Local Congressman to the People.
The people aren't supposed to have guns, they're supposed to have
government on speed dial. The people aren't supposed to have power,
they're supposed to have a hand out to the government which will decide
whether to help them or not based on its own priorities. And if the help
doesn't arrive, then they can shout "Power to the People" outside
government offices and demand that the rich people give more money to
the government so that it can help them faster.
The Director of the "Brady Legal Project to Give James Brady a
Cybernetic Body Made of Titanium So He Can Destroy All Guns Everywhere"
asked the retired Supreme Court Justice, "The Supreme Court held that
the 2nd Amendment assures our right to have a handgun in the home for
self-defense as you say. This question’s asked: ‘That protects only gun
owners. What about those who don’t have guns? Surely they have a right
of self-defense. Instead of relying on the 2nd Amendment and dealing
with gun laws, wouldn’t it be more rational to rely directly on the
right we all have to self-defense."
Like all gun control proposals, it would be rational. Just as it was
rational in the USSR to move all the farmers to collective farms in
order to increase wheat production and just as it was rational for China
to protect crop yields by killing all sparrows and just as it was
rational to bail out the banks and then spend billions more stimulating
the economy. Putting all your eggs in one centrally planned basket is
rational. It’s also stupid. Rational is not the same thing as right and
it's certainly not the same thing as individual rights..
The Constitution is not rational. Not in the sense that word is used by
the modernist technocracy, the worshipers at the altar of progress, who
deem a thing rational if it can be used to social control their way to
utopia. It holds instead to the irrational idea that power should be
vested in the individual and that fairness comes from respecting
individual rights, rather than from feudal structures that rely on
government to level all the playing fields and all the heads.
It holds to the irrational idea that a man has rights, apart from his
group or even from the public good, and that these rights are innate,
that governments may take them away physically, but never morally. And
it holds to the stranger notion still that individual rights become
universalized through individual power rather than government power. And
from these premises it determines that the people shall have power,
while from their premises the gun controllers determine that the people
shall have a place on a government line. From these premises it
determines that the people shall be armed and from their premises the
gun controllers determine that each man, woman and child shall have the
right to spend the last 30 seconds of their life begging the government
to save them.
1 comment:
The sheer and utter studiedly of certain Supremos continues to completely amaze me with this high level of debauchery of critical thinking...
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