Sultan Knish
Cuba, a lovely Communist paradise, which millionaire leftists like
Michael Moore and Steven Spielberg have told us has health care vastly
superior to our own, is experiencing an outbreak of cholera. There are
at least 15 dead and a thousand sick, but the advanced Cuban health care
system is on the case. The authorities have banned any mention of
"cholera" and doctors are putting down “acute respiratory insufficiency” as the cause of death for the epidemic.
But there's no need to sneer at Cuba for handling the problem the way
that all governments handle problems-- by denying that it exists.
According to the Cuban government, there is no serious cholera outbreak.
According to the European Union, there's no Eurozone meltdown.
According to Obama, the private sector is doing just fine.
Accountability and government bureaucracies don't go together. When the
latter are put in charge of health care, then cholera patients end up
doing just as fine as the private sector while the bosses smile and
offer themselves another pay raise. That is how euthanasia happens in
the UK's NHS, the envy of six-figure bureaucrats and seven-figure
activists on this side of the ocean. Difficult patients are just set
aside, denied food and water, and allowed to be just "fine" until they
die.
The problem with putting the government in charge of things is that the
government is very bad at "things". Put the same people responsible for a
15 trillion dollar deficit, a pandemic of debt, in charge of health
care and, before you know it, we'll have a cholera outbreak to call our
own.
Cholera was one of two virulent pathogens to emerge out of Indonesia is
the sixties. The seventh pandemic came out of Indonesia in 1961 just as
Barack Hussein Obama came squalling out of his mother's womb. By 1971,
as Obama moved to Hawaii, cholera came to Africa. In 2008 it swept the
kleptocracy of Zimbabwe, even as Obama was preparing to turn the United
States into another Zimbabwe. Now it has taken root in the Republic of
Cuba, whose advanced health care botched the treatment of Hugo Chavez,
who might seriously be reconsidering the whole socialism thing, and is
equally inept at fighting cholera.
The last major cholera outbreak in the United States took place almost
exactly one-hundred years ago. Today the vast majority of cholera cases
in the country are brought in from outside by foreign travelers. And
these days we have a lot of those poor huddled masses yearning to cough
up some TB, steal some copper, apply for food stamps and vote the
Democratic Party ticket. While we probably won't face a pandemic for
some time, the collectivization of health care under government
authority will leave us equally ill-equipped to face it when it does
come.
The government collectivization of health care shifts us from a system
where medical professionals diagnose and treat individual diseases to a
national system that focuses on prevention and education gimmicks as
cost-cutting measures. The collectivist health care system is interested
in healthy workers, not in patient care. Its bosses have their own
profit-and-loss ratios and count on keeping people from getting sick. If
they do get sick, it is assumed that it is their own fault because they
ate too much or ate the wrong things or didn't exercise enough or just
got too old.
Government health care is a lot like the health insurance industry. Most
of the money is spent on offices where bureaucrats measure the cost of
care, pinch pennies, deny treatments and study the arcane knowledge, not
of medicine, but of the bureaucracy that manages medicine.
The difference between the two is that the financials on government
health care are much more unsustainable, the accountability is utterly
lacking and the cruelty and apathy are much greater. Few private
businessmen still believe that they 'own' other people and that their
lives can be disposed of, but that attitude is second nature to
government officials who not only believe it, but who are obligated to
function that way, They are not mere businessmen, but the custodians of
the lives of hundreds of millions of people.
That is the nightmarish essence of government health care. That is the nature of the disease.
Agriculture in the Soviet Union broke down because the means of
production were under the control of a vast army of bureaucrats who
understood nothing about farming and whose jobs and survival depended on
constantly generating new ideas to improve agriculture and covering up
their failures. Toward the end of the Soviet Union, the USSR had gone
deep into debt buying American wheat even while the overseers at the
former "Breadbasket of Europe" were reporting record harvests.
Political projects, unlike business projects, can never fail. The
shovel-ready projects are always digging, the stimulus plans are always
stimulating, and we are always on the way up-- no matter how low we go.
Businesses measure success and failure in money. Governments don't have
that metric. A project doesn't fail on the financials and it doesn't
fail when it does not achieve its goals or any goals. It only fails when
its failure, actual or imagined, is used by the opposition to
successfully embarrass those associated with the project.
In a one-party state or a one-party media, there can be no failure.
Actual horrific failures can and do occur, but they are not acknowledged
except as a mechanism for replacing one generation of politicians with
the new generation of incompetents, thieves and buffoons. Nothing ever
gets better because improving things is not a function of the system,
nor does the system have any capacity for improving things except by
short-circuiting it through temporary bouts of micromanagement or a
crisis that invests the people in the system with a temporary sense of
urgency to get things done.
Why is Cuba's health care system superior? Because it's socialist. The
reasoning is a closed loop and it is the same closed loop that is used
to defend ObamaCare. It's not just the label, it's the reasoning behind
it that says that the way to improve the delivery of a product or
service is by building a vast delivery infrastructure around it to
measure and dispense it in the best way possible. Such a system must be
superior in its performance because it is modern and scientific.
Therefore, it works even when the cholera cases are piling up.
We all know that bigger is better. The more people you put behind the
lines to work out the logistics and decide who lives and dies and the
exact schedule for Item D of Subsection 728 of Function Y, the better
the system will work and the happier the people will be. It is a fallacy
that never goes away because turning every human affair into a factory
where no one does anything useful seems so reasonable. It's how so much
of our society works. And that is the nature of the disease.
The bigger a system gets, the less capable of performing a function it
becomes. The more detached a system is from its direct function, the
more it exists not for the sake of the function, but for its own sake.
Such a system can be called a disease or a cancer, but it's also like
cholera, an infection of the system that leads to massive waste and
eventually the death of the system.
During the ObamaCare debate, Keith Olbermann insisted that the debate
was a matter of life and death. And it is. Universalizing the delivery
of a service through a central government system drastically worsens the
quality and value of the service.
If you doubt that, consider the decreasing quality of the educational
system as it became more centralized and universalized. Now imagine an
average quality of health care as bad as the average quality of
education. Imagine a system based on fraud and cover-ups, rife with
resource shortfalls, where the staff is unhappy, the doctors and nurses
barely know what they're doing and most of their efforts are dedicated
to trying to keep up with the latest government quality initiatives
which can never be met.
We have bits and pieces of that system in place already, but there are
countries that have the whole awful shebang. World powers where patients
die pleading for a drink of water and modern socialist utopias battling
a disease whose name they dare not speak. There is no escaping those
results with a commission or two. There is no use putting the best and
brightest experts in a room and getting them to author some thousand-
page monstrosity that will fix the problem. You can't cure a disease
with more of the same disease.
Free things are nice to have, but they are also very expensive. Not only
do they cost three times as much as a comparable service, but they are
so bad that it is hard to find a service to compare them to.
Walmart is cheap and the products are worth what you pay for them,
because even the same brand names sell cheaper and poorer-quality
versions of the same products to the giant retailer. That is how it
works. Walmart squeezes the manufacturer and the supplier and, under the
iron law of human affairs, they struggle to maintain consistent profits
by providing a cheaper and worse product.
Now imagine the government as a giant Walmart with offices full of
useless employees, armies of unnecessary executives, stores that spend
hundreds of millions on advertising without once ever turning a profit.
Imagine the quality of products and services that such an infrastructure
will provide. Imagine what comes out the other end after the
manufacturers and suppliers have been squeezed to cut costs as much as
possible.
Those are your government services. That will be your health care if the
Cuban cholera follows the Indonesian cholera to America. That is the
nature of the disease.
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