Sultan Knish
Say that you get a tempting offer from a Nigerian prince and decide to
invest some money in helping him transfer his vast fortune from Burkina
Faso or Dubai over to the bank across the street. The seemingly simple
task of bringing over the 18 million dollars left to him by his father
hits some snags which require you to put in more and more of your own
money.
Eventually you have invested more than you ever would have ever done up
front, just trying to protect the sunk cost, the money that you already
sank into Prince Hussein Ngobo’s scheme. And to protect your
self-esteem, you must go on believing that, no matter what Prince Ngobo
does, he is credible and sincere. Any failings in the
interaction are either your fault or the fault of some third party.
Anyone who tells you otherwise must be a Ngobophobe.
Now imagine that Prince Ngobo’s real name is Islam.
That is where Western elites find themselves now. They invested heavily
in the illusion of a compatible Islamic civilization. Those investments,
whether in Islamic immigration or Islamic democracy or peace with Islam
have turned toxic, but dropping those investments is as out of the
question as writing off Prince Ngobo as a con artist and walking away
feeling like a fool. Western elites, who fancy themselves more
intelligent and more enlightened than the wise men and prophets of every
religion, and who base their entire right to rule on that intelligence
and enlightenment, are not in the habit of admitting that they are
fools.
The Arab Springers who predicted that the Muslim uprisings would bring a
new age of secularism, freedom and an end to the violence between Islam
and the West; are busy writing up new checks. Thomas Friedman is
penning essays explaining why the rise of the Muslim Brotherhood will
mean regional stability and peace with Israel (and if it doesn’t, it
will be our fault.)
It’s not insanity; it’s the term that rhymes with a certain river in
Egypt. The Brotherhood’s victory discredits the Arab Spring, which
discredits the bid for Arab Democracy, which discredits the
compatibility of Islam and the folks on Fifth Avenue. Follow the river
back along its course and suddenly the Clash of Civilizations becomes an
undeniable fact. It’s easier to give up and let the river of denial
carry you further along until, five years from now, you find yourself
explaining why Al-Qaeda ruling Libya is actually a good thing for
everyone.
In 1991, Israel cut a land-for-peace deal with a greasy Egyptian bloke
named Yasser Arafat. The Cairo-born Arafat would turn his gang of
terrorists into a government and police force, and rule over an
autonomous territory, in exchange for ending the violence. Clinton
smiled beatifically as hands were shaken and a new era of peace was upon
us. The era, however, has yet to show up.
Over two decades of terrorism have not shaken the belief of the American
or Israeli establishment in the “Two-State Solution”, which has solved
absolutely nothing, except perhaps the problem of how to make the Middle
East into an even more unstable place. As the violence increased and
the pathway to peace decreased, American Presidents and Israeli Prime
Ministers redoubled their concession offers and their faith in the
Two-State Solution—now an article of faith in most circles.
Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt; it also laps at the shores of Tel
Aviv, flows out to the English coast and all across Europe.
Ask a Eurocrat for the time of day and he’ll calculate how much to
charge you for the subsidies to artisanal clock farmers that it will
take to answer that question. Ask him about Islamic integration and he
will instantly tell you that everything is going smoothly and the
problems only exist in the minds of a few bigots and the pages of a few
tabloids.
Muslim integration into Europe is going swimmingly, much like the
Israeli-Palestinian peace process and the Arab Spring. It’s going like a
house on fire, not to mention a bus, a lot of cars and two towers on
fire—on the other side of the Atlantic. Whatever problems there are, as
with the peace process and the spring process, are undoubtedly the fault
of someone who isn’t a Muslim.
The Arab Spring, the Palestinian Peace Process and every similar bid to
transform the region presumed that disempowerment was the cause of
Muslim violence and that, conversely, empowerment was the solution. Give
the poor dears some weapons, a country, a ballot box, free and open
elections, and they’ll be less likely to blow themselves up while
seeking 72 virgins on the downtown express.
Instead, empowering people who were violent while disempowered; only
made them more violent. Some of the best minds in two hemispheres are
engaged in seeking a solution to this paradox, which isn’t a paradox at
all but rather a straight-line projection.
If Abdul is beheading people when all he has to work with is a sword
then, if you give him a gun, he will start shooting them instead. If
he’s blowing up buses when he only has a terrorist group, he will blow
up countries when he has a country. Empowering Abdul does not diminish
his grievances, because his grievances are a function of his capacity
for violence. Increasing his capacity will increase his grievances until
the entire world is on the wrong end of his empowerment scimitar.
The liberal projection that “Abdul + Power + Money + Bigger Guns =
Peace” made as much sense, as Prince Ngobo’s story about his transfer
fees being cursed by witches, but, as the song goes, “You gotta have
faith.” Some of the things that we have faith in are bigger than us and
some are just us. Those who put their faith in Prince Ngobo and in the
benign nature of Islam are really putting their faith in their own
instincts, trusting that they are right, even while looking into the eye
of the wrongness.
We rarely know a thing for what it is. For the most part we know it only
for what we want it to be. Our knowledge of the world is inseparable
from our worldview, and the machine of the ego which casts the shadows
that projects our inner world on the outer world. The only way to avoid
that trap is by studying consequences, by creating theories based on
actual events, rather than manufacturing events based on theories.
Most people project their own desires and motivations on to others.
Americans assumed that Muslims just wanted democracy, free enterprise
and apple pie. Muslims assume that Americans are conspiring to undermine
them and destroy them through a byzantine series of plots and
conspiracies, because that is what they would do in our place… and that
is what they are trying to do.
The Eurocrats assume that Muslims wanted to be good multicultural
socialists, because that is what they want them to be. They assumed that
the Arab Spring was the equivalent of Europe’s own socialist monarchist
movements, after having wrongly assumed the same thing about Arab
Socialist movements generations earlier. They assumed those things,
because just like Prince Ngobo’s business partners trying to figure out
how to call up Lagos, they wanted them to be true because of their own
desires.
The sunk cost of the free world into the illusion that Islam is benign,
that it is a positive influence and that it can be coexisted with is
enormous. Even the dollar, euro and shekel costs make the wildest frauds
seem tame. The cultural cost is even greater.
The mechanism of denial is that sunk cost. That faith which our
political, cultural and academic superiors have in themselves—in their
probity, their insight and their rational tools of scientific
governance. Muslims dare not question Islam because they fear Allah.
Liberals dare not question Islam because they fear being fools. If they
were completely wrong about Islam, then what else were they also wrong
about? Pull at one thread and the whole dreamcoat dissolves leaving
behind a very naked emperor.
The longer the fraud goes on, the more impossible it is for them to
admit that they were wrong. What could have been tossed out after a year
is an article of faith after twenty and undeniable after forty. To
admit that you made a mistake right away is bearable, but to admit that
your policy for generations has been utter moon-baked lunacy is
inconceivable.
The trouble with naked emperors is that everyone knows they are naked.
Give people permission to point out the obvious and they will commence
pointing and laughing. The only way to keep from being made a mockery is
by desperately maintaining the consensus that everyone knows the pants
are there; even if you can’t see them. Everyone knows that Islam is
violent in the deeper parts of their minds, where common sense
observations directly gathered from experience go. Give people
permission to point out the obvious and they will turn angrily on those
who lied to them and manipulated them for decades. Worse still, they
will brand them incompetent fools who cannot be trusted with the reins
of government.
Most insidiously, the left likes the imaginary world that that it has
created. The multicultural utopia with jolly Pakistanis adding spice to
London, Saudis putting up little mosques on the Canadian prairie and
sassy Shiites bringing diversity to Dearborn, isn’t just propaganda—it’s
the imaginary world that they want to live in. Just as The Newsroom
created an imaginary world in which the left won every debate in the
last two years, the new world order that they have imagined of a
friendly multicultural democratic Islam, is their imaginary world,
created and maintained at our expense, and in the face of all reality
and reason.
The illusion of Islam has, like the banking system, become too big to
fail. It cannot fail because it would take too much else down with it,
leaving behind a harder world. No matter how unintegrated Muslims in
Europe are, the Eurocrats must insist that, aside from a few exploding
bumps in the road, everything is going according to plan. Any day now a
lesbian Imam will be preaching the virtues of secularism in Finsbury
Park. It must be that way because the alternative is unthinkable.
In Israel, the Two-State Solution must still be the solution, because
the alternative is eternal conflict. In the rest of the region, Arab
Democracy must be viable, because otherwise there is nothing left but
despair over an irredeemable barbarism.
We gotta have faith, not in any deity, including the chief deity of
Islam, but in our leaders. Muslims believe that Allah is infallible,
while we are expected to believe that the politicians and professors,
the diplomats and journalists, are. That they are right, even when the
continuing violence proves that they are wrong.
The people who shape our half of the world have fallen for the Nigerian
Prince scam of Islam and they need to believe that they know what they
are doing and they need us to believe it too. And when the check from
Lagos doesn’t clear, when the bombs go off, the cars burn, the children
are murdered in schools and the rockets fly, then they don’t blame
Prince Hussein Ngobo, the car bombers, terrorists and
throatslitters—they blame us for ruining the illusion by not believing
in it too.
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