Sultan Knish
The Israel Lobby which controls American foreign policy, but has thus
far been unable to get the United States to stop funding the terrorists
currently shooting rockets at its 14th largest city, has struck again as
Senate Democrats voted unanimously to make Chuck Hagel the next
Secretary of Defense.
The dreaded Israeli Lobby, Jewish Lobby, Israel Lobby or any other
permutation of the form that you prefer, has largely kept silent during
the Hagel nomination. The head of the ADL was heard to mutter something
and the AJC suggested that the Senate should possibly rethink the
nomination before falling silent again. As if anyone needed more proof
that the Zionist Entity controls Washington.
AIPAC and all the other groups who regularly send out envelopes warning
of disaster if the check doesn't come in the mail have an amazing track
record.
When Israel builds apartment buildings in its own capital city, the
State Department, that branch of government which Hagel claimed was an
adjunct of the Israeli Foreign Ministry, denounces the provocative act
of putting one brick on top of another. Meanwhile Saudi Arabia arrests
Christians for celebrating Christmas and you couldn't pay the State
Department to pay attention.
Pakistan was hiding Bin Laden and still rolls in the foreign aid.
Egypt's government is torturing protesters. Libya arrested Christian
missionaries in Benghazi, but still can't be bothered to arrest those
responsible for the murder of Ambassador Stevens. The Palestinian
Authority hasn't held an election in forever and is actually paying the
salaries of convicted terrorists.
Meanwhile the dominant foreign policy topic is how to convince Israel to
make more concessions to the terrorists. To hear them talk, East
Jerusalem is the only thing standing in the way of peace in our time.
And talk like that is just more evidence that the Israel Lobby really
does run everything.
John Kerry, the new Secretary of State, gave Code Pink, the radical
leftist Anti-War and Anti-Israel group, a pass to go see Hamas. John
Brennan Islamized Jerusalem. Hagel blamed the Jewish Lobby for spoiling
his milk. But what do you expect in a Washington D.C. run by the Israel
Lobby?
There are constant dire warnings that Israel is about to pull the United
States into a war. The number of wars that Israel has pulled the United
States into clocks in at zero. The number of wars that the Saudis have
pulled the United States into clocks in at three; if you count a Saudi
terrorist funded by Saudis using a bunch of Saudis to ram planes into
the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
True aficionados of the nefarious Jewish Lobby however know that the
House of Saud was framed by a few thousand Jews who showed up early to
wire up the towers with C4 and then punched out before the flights
arrived. That is if the planes weren't just holograms full of passengers
who never existed as part of a false flag operation against a fake
terrorist group created by the CIA in a conspiracy to steal all the
opium in Afghanistan.
And in the same way they know that Hagel really is an Israeli agent. Why
else did the Jewish Lobby remain silent? And wasn't it suspicious how
Hagel seemed to hate Israel so much? What if Hagel was only pretending
to bash Israel because his real name isn't Chuck, it's Chaim? What if
beneath that mopey exterior that bespeaks a man who has spent his entire
life watching a fly crawl across a window, beats the heart of a Semitic
partisan who is just raring to begin bombing Iran as soon as he figures
out how to make his executive chair go up and down?
Hagel's triumph is a disappointment to them. It would have been better
if he had gone down a martyr, his stumped visage adorning book covers
alongside James Forrestal and Adlai Stevenson III as another victim of
the lobby in the blue-and-white hotel. A brave truth-teller like Charles
Freeman who wasn't approved for a position chairing the National
Intelligence Council for taking money from Saudi Arabia and China, and
claiming that Tienanmen Square was a moderate response, but mostly
because of the Israel Lobby.
There's no question that the Israel Lobby is a truly impressive beast.
Every now and then it convinces a bunch of senators to sign a letter
calling for peace and a two-state solution while condemning the taxpayer
supported terrorists who shoot rockets at Israeli cities. The letter
doesn't actually call for ending funding to the terrorists. It just asks
the President or Secretary of State to review the situation and
strongly urge the terrorists to stop shooting rockets because that
endangers the future of the peace process.
The senators sign the letter, usually without reading it, it gets sent
to the State Department or the White House, where it isn't read either.
And the dreaded Israel Lobby pats itself on the back for another
bipartisan statement of support for Israel, peace and more rockets being
shot at Israeli cities.
Occasionally the Israel Lobby will get truly serious and a non-binding
resolution of support will be introduced in Congress. Everyone will vote
for it, even the senators and congressmen whose fondest wish is that
Israel didn't exist. And it will go on the list right next to the
resolution commemorating the achievements of the guy who made the
world's biggest ball of twine.
In a truly disturbing overreach of power, sometimes there will be a bill
proposing to cut off aid to the terrorists unless they stop shooting
rockets at Israeli cities. The bill will allow for a national security
waiver by the president. And every president will employ the waiver
making the bill slightly less useless than a non-binding resolution, but
not in any way that can be pinned down.
Meanwhile the three-hundred blogs dedicated to exposing the Israel
Lobby's muzzling of dissent will denounce the bill and author six more
books describing how the dreaded lobby makes it entirely impossible to
discuss the conflict from the perspective that Israel is to blame for
absolutely everything. This is a perspective that seldom appears in
major newspapers and magazines and is absolutely never heard on CNN. You
could go a whole five seconds without encountering it on any world news
broadcast.
It's not always clear what the Israel Lobby's accomplishments really
consist of. There's a good deal of traffic between the interlocking
American and Israeli defense industries that adds up to a sizable amount
of foreign aid. But by that measure the Egyptian and Jordanian lobbies
must also belong to some rather impressive hotels. To say nothing of the
Pakistani Hotel Taliban. Israel is doing better than Taiwan which can't
convince the United States to sell it any serious firepower for fear of
offending China, and if folks like Hagel had their way, Israel might be
in the same boat.
Beyond that, Israel and the United States have a mutual agreement. The
State Department, an adjunct of the Israeli Foreign Ministry, will blame
Israel for all of America's troubles with the Muslim world, especially
those caused by Saudi Arabia, and Israeli diplomats will attend
negotiating sessions with terrorists that will fail and then accept
responsibility for the failure.
The United States will provide foreign aid to Israel and the countries
and terrorist groups trying to destroy it. This will be known as a
pro-Israel policy because Israel will get more aid than the countries
trying to destroy it giving it a qualitative advantage.
The United States will help fund the terrorists shooting rockets at
Israeli cities and help fund the Israeli Iron Dome anti-rocket program,
so that both sides are evened out. Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood will get
fighter jets and tanks and Israel will get a visit from Obama. The last
time Obama visited Egypt, it imploded, but when he visits Israel, he
promises not to reduce the country to a violent civil war and urban
anarchy. And so qualitative advantage is upheld once again due to the
work of the Israel Lobby.
In one of his more brilliant moments, Hagel signed on to a report that
called on Obama to present Israel with his own peace plan backed by a
60,000 NATO peacekeeping force deployed inside Israel that would include
soldiers from Muslim countries. We have no idea if this latest
brilliant plan will ever come to fruition, but carving up Israel like a
turkey and deploying Muslim armies inside it is clearly another creation
of the Israel Lobby.
It doesn't sound like something the Saudi Lobby would come up with, does it?
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