Sultan Knish
Orwell's mistake in 1984 was assuming that a totalitarian socialist
state would maintain the rigid linguistic conventions of bureaucratic
totalitarianism. That future commissars and fuhrers would insist on
everyone talking like office clerks picking out words from a coded
manual of procedures.
It was an understandable mistake though. Orwell had seen 1948. But he hadn't seen 1984.
Liberal
Newspeak is the hybrid product of advertising, academia and
bureaucracy. It takes ideas from creative leftists, rinses them in
conformity, uses techniques from the ad world to make them as safe as
possible and then shoves them down everyone's throat.
Newspeak's
objective was to enforce linguistic schizophrenia as a means of
subdividing personalities, killing rational thought and making
opposition into a form of madness. Liberal Newspeak's is less ambitious.
It settles for muddling your brain. Like modern advertising, its goal
is to make you feel comfortable without actually telling you anything.
Liberal
Newspeak is the chirpy announcer in a drug commercial soothingly
telling you about all the fatal side effects while on screen couples
have romantic picnics and go whitewater rafting. That is the job of most
of the news media. Forget outliers like MSNBC which caters to a
self-consciously prog crowd. The media's real job is to be that
announcer telling you that if you vote liberal, your taxes will go up,
your job will go to China and you will die, without getting you upset
about the terrible news.
The dictionary of Liberal Newspeak is
full of empty and meaningless words. Community, Care, Access, Sharing,
Concern, Affordability, Options, Communication, Listening, Engage,
Innovating and a thousand others like it are wedged into sentences.
Entire pages can be written almost entirely in these words without a
single note of meaning intruding on the proceedings.
It's not
that these words don't have meanings. It's that their meanings have been
rendered meaningless. The techniques of advertising have been used to
pluck up words that people once felt comfortable with and wrap them
around the agendas of the liberal bureaucracy.
Community is a
perfect example. It was the perfect word to hijack because it once
seemed to mean the dignified independence and interdependence of small
town life. A community had structure. It had values. But in Liberal
Newspeak, a "community" is a recognized identity group or concern group.
It means a distinct population that has to be managed or rewarded or
addressed in some way.
But Community is also a mandate. We are
all expected to be part of communities. Community has become the
opposite of individualism. It has come to mean the conformity of
identity groups and unelected activists who mandate the behavior of
entire identity groups. The virtual community is not a legal entity. It
holds no elections or referendums. Its leadership is chosen for it from
outside.
Liberal Newspeak is concerned with making people safe
while telling them absolutely nothing. It's a new language that conveys
reassurance rather than meaning. Its totem words are almost pre-verbal
in that they mean nothing except "You are safe" and "We are taking care
of you."
That is what gibberish like, "We are improving access
options for all community interest groups" or "We are striving to
innovate while listening to everyone's concerns" means. Daily life has
become filled with meaningless pats on the head like that, which
dedicated liberal newspeakers spew up like newborns. This empty babble
says nothing. It's the hum of the beehive. The signal that keeps all the
drones headed in the same direction.
Unlike Newspeak, Liberal
Newspeak doesn't engage in any showy inversions of meaning. Those are
the games that intellectuals play and above the ground level at which
most Liberal Newspeak chatter takes place, there are mountains of
academic jargon that work hard to invert meanings and ideas. But like
the brilliant inventions of engineers, these rarely make it down to the
ground level.
Liberal Newspeak isn't the work of the engineers of
the left, but its marketers. It doesn't bother with frontal attacks on
language. Instead it reframes everything in comforting language while
teaching you to use the appropriate terms that change the context
completely. It owes less of its perversity to Marxism than it does to
Madison Avenue. The language that was used to convince millions to buy
junk that was bad for them or that they didn't need is used to convince
them to buy liberalism.
While
the implications of Liberal Newspeak are ominous, its tones aren't. It
deliberately embraces the feminine side of language. It strives to be
comforting, nurturing and soothing. It never tells you anything
directly. Instead it makes you read everything between the lines. It
rarely answers questions. Instead its answers indirectly explain to you
why you shouldn't even be asking the questions.
Liberal Newspeak
is a language of preemption. It preempts questions and ideas. Its
terminology is so vague that specific questions require a convoluted
assemblage of words. The more specific the question, the more convoluted
the sentence, until asking even a simple question is like trying to
make a wish with a genie. And then the sheer amount of words makes the
meaning impermeable.
You can't think in Liberal Newspeak. You can
only feel good or bad, angry or self-satisfied. There is no room for
thoughts, only feelings. You can feel guilty in Liberal Newspeak. You
can be outraged, self-righteous or concerned. But you can't weigh one
idea against another because it isn't a language of ideas. It's a
vocabulary of emotional cues that could just as easily be taught to a
smart animal.
Liberals policies go awry so often in part because
Liberal Newspeak makes propaganda easy, but practical planning very
difficult. The language they use is designed to make people comfortable
with uncomfortable things, but descends into meaningless waves of
bureaucratese when discussing any specifics. That is the difference
between marketing ObamaCare and making ObamaCare work.
It's easy
enough to put up a glowing website full of smiling people talking about
affordability, access, sharing, concern and care. But it takes more
practical communications skills to make that website work. Obama's CMS
built a whole television studio to sell ObamaCare, but kept tinkering
with the website specifications until the last minute and tried to
manage integration with disastrous results.
Liberal Newspeak
excels at telling the uninformed that everything will be fine when the
government takes care of them. But project communications in Liberal
Newspeak that prattle endlessly about access and relevance and community
and integrity may look like a plan to the newspeakers, but is a
tremendous waste of everyone's time and resources.
Newspeaker
bureaucrats think that they're planning when they write memos about
engagement and access, when what they are really doing is maintaining
conformity in the same way that the Soviet and Red Chinese engineers
constantly discussing Lenin and Mao as inspirations for their work.
Communist
Newspeak however wasn't a language, it was a series of formal
statements of allegiance. Once those were gotten out of the way, it was
possible to talk brass tacks. But there are no brass tacks or sharp
corners allowed in Liberal Newspeak. No one ever gets to the point
except when attacking Republicans. The point is an attack on the
integrity of the group, its accessibility, engagement and innovative
listening status. Once you get to the point, the hum of the drones no
longer has a purpose.
Liberal Newspeak is full of terms about listening, engaging and sharing, but it's a closed loop.
It's
language as a command and control mechanism for establishing
conformity. There is no room for debate in Liberal Newspeak. Arguments
are settled with emotional resorts to the dominant political agendas of
the day.
There
is no way to disprove anything in Liberal Newspeak. All you can do is
denounce your opponent's lack of ideological conformity while claiming
that your experience gives you special insight into the form of
oppression that the political agenda is meant to solve.
The empty
words are signals like the noises that birds and animals in the forest
make. They establish identity, rather than ideas. A Liberal Newspeak
discussion is more likely to be about identities, racial, gender,
sexual, than about anything tangible. Like two moose meeting in the
north or two sparrows chirping on a power line, the only communication
that really happens is an assertion of identity.
The "security"
of Liberal Newspeak comes from that sense of mutual identity through
conformity. Everyone has access, community and shares their concerns
which are all about conformity. It's an unbroken loop of reassuring
gibberish punctuated by bursts of anger at outsiders who are not part of
the hive and don't understand how important community access and
engaged listening really are.
Newspeak was concerned with the
manipulation of meaning, while Liberal Newspeak is concerned only with
emotional cues tied to identity. It doesn't replace meaning, it
displaces it. It has emotions, but no ideas. It is the noise that takes
the place of the signal and the hum that ends a conversation. Its
purpose is to take an individualistic culture where ideas were proven
through adversarial contests of the intellect and reduce it to a
conformity that promises safety in exchange for never thinking again.
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