Sultan Knish
The infrastructure of manufactured intelligence has become a truly
impressive thing. Today as never before there is an industry dedicated,
not to educating people, but to making them feel smart. From paradigm
shifting TED talks to paradigm to books by thought leaders and
documentaries by change agents that transform your view of the world,
manufactured intelligence has become its own culture.
Manufactured
intelligence is the smarmy quality that oozes out of a New York Times
column by Thomas Friedman, Maureen Dowd, Frank Bruni and the rest of the
gang who tell you nothing meaningful while dazzling you with references
to international locations, political events and pop culture, tying
together absurdities into one synergistic web of nonsense that feels
meaningful.
There's a reason that there's a Tom Friedman article
generator online. But it could just as easily be a New York Times
article generator that sums up the hollowness of the buzzword-fed crowd
that is always hungry to reaffirm the illusion of its own intelligence.
We
all know that George W. Bush was a moron. And we all know that Obama is
a genius. We have been told by Valerie Jarrett, by his media lapdogs
and even by the great man himself that he is just too smart to do his
job. And it's reasonable that a genius would be bored by the tedious
tasks involved in running the most powerful nation on earth.
But
what is "smart" anyway? What makes Obama a genius? It's not his IQ. It's
probably not his grades or we would have seen them already. It's that
like so many of the thought leaders and TED talkers, he makes his
supporters feel smart. The perception of intelligence is really a
reflection.
Smart once used to be an unreachable quality.
Einstein was proclaimed a genius, because it was said that no one
understood his theories. Those were undemocratic times when it was
assumed that the eggheads playing with the atom had to be a lot smarter
than us or we were in big trouble.
Intelligence has since been
democratized. Smart has been redistributed. Anyone can get an A for
effort. And the impulse of manufactured intelligence is not smart
people, but people who make us feel smart. That is why Neil deGrasse
Tyson, another obsessively self-promoting mediocrity like Carl Sagan, is
now the new face of science. Sagan made science-illiterate liberals
feel smart while pandering to their biases. Tyson does the same thing
for the Twitter generation.
Self-esteem is the new
intelligence. Obama's intelligence was manufactured by pandering to the
biases and tastes of his supporters. The more he shared their biases and
tastes, the smarter he seemed to be and the smarter they felt by having
so much in common with such a smart man.
Obama Inc. built his
image around the accessories of modern manufactured intelligence,
premature biographies, global reference points and pop culture. This
marriage of high and low with an exotic spice from the east embodies
modern liberal intelligence. Take a dash of pop culture, mix it with an
important quote, throw in some recent technological development that
promises to "change how we all live", mention your time in a foreign
culture and draw an insipid conclusion.
That's not just the DNA
of every other New York Times column, TED talk and important book by an
equally important thought leader sitting under the floodlights at your
local struggling chain bookstore with its portraits of great writers on
the wall and the tables groaning under unsold copies of Fifty Shades of
Grey, Malcolm Gladwell, Candace Bushnell and Khaled Hosseini.
It's
also the DNA of Obama Inc. It is its assumption of intelligence through
compassionate self-involvement, progressive insights derived from an
obsession with the self and the sanctification of Third World
references, real or imaginary, invoking the spiritual power of the
Other, the totem of alien magic, to transcend the rational and the
pragmatic. It is upscale Oprah; egotism masquerading as enlightenment,
condescension as compassion and soothing quotes as religion.
Once
upon a time, bright young American men went to Europe and wrote books
about the world. That was our notion of intelligence. JFK did it and was
widely praised for his intelligence. Today bright young American men
and women go to the Third World and write their books about the world,
mining the compost of their Flickr accounts, Tumblr updates and Twitter
feed for deep thoughts.
Intelligence to a modern liberal isn't
depth, it's appearance. It isn't even an intellectual quality, but a
spiritual quality. Compassionate people who care about others are
always "smarter", no matter how stupid they might be, because they care
about the world around them.
An insight into how we live
matters more than useful knowledge. Skill is irrelevant unless it's a
transformative progressive "changing the way we live" application.
Obama
and his audience mistake their orgy of mutual flattery for intelligence
and depth. Like a trendy restaurant whose patrons know that they have
good taste because they patronize it, his supporters know that they are
smart because they support a smart man and Obama knows he is smart
because so many smart people support him.
The thought never rises
within this bubble of manufactured intelligence that all of them might
really be idiots who have convinced themselves that they are geniuses
because they read the right books (or pretend to read them), watch the
right movies and shows (or pretend to) and have the right values (or
pretend to).
Smart is surplus when you have Gladwell sitting
under a full DVD set of The Wire prominently displayed on your bookshelf
right alongside a signed copy of The Audacity of Hope.
Marxists
thought that Marxism was smart. Progressives measure intelligence in
progressivism. Its only two qualities are "world awareness" and
"progressive future adaptation".
Obama hit both these qualities
perfectly with his Third Culture background and the appearance of modern
technocratic polish. Not just a politician, but a thought leader, he
had the pseudo-celebrity quality of their kind, able to move smoothly
from a celebrity panel about Third World microfinance, to a Jay-Z
concert to a fundraiser for DIY solar panels for India to a banquet for a
political hack.
Everyone who encountered him thought that he was
smart because he made them feel smart. And that is the supreme duty of
the modern liberal intellectual, not to be smart, but to make others
feel smart. Genuine intelligence is threatening. Manufactured
intelligence is soothing. And those intellectually superior progressives
who need to believe that Obama is smart in order to believe that they
are smart cannot stop believing in his brains without confronting the
illusion of their own intelligence.
Manufactured intelligence
isn't smart. It's stupid. It's as stupid as building windmills for
sustainable energy in places where the wind hardly blows, as stupid as
calling inflated budgets "investments" and as stupid as believing that a
man is smart because he can reference poverty in the Third World.
It's
easy to tell apart fake intelligence from the real thing. Manufactured
intelligence fakes "smart" by playing word games. It constantly invents
new terms to provide the enlightened elites with a secret language of
Newspeak buzzwords that mean less than the words they are replacing. The
buzzwords, Thought Leader and Change Agent, quickly take on cultist
overtones and become ways of describing how the group's leaders would
like to use power, than anything about the world that they describe.
Manufactured
intelligence is a consensus, not a debate. It's not arrived at through a
process, but flopped into like a warm soothing bath of nothingness.
It's correct because everyone says so. And anyone who disagrees is
clearly stupid and lacks awareness of the interconnected ways that the
world synergistically works. And probably doesn't know science, Sagan or
Neil deGrasse Tyson either.
Real intelligence is the product of
constant debate. It is forever striving to overthrow the consensus and
willing to challenge anything and everything. It uses a specialized
vocabulary only to describe specialized phenomena, rather than replacing
existing words with new words to describing existing phenomena in order
to seem as if it understands the future better by going all 1984 on it.
Finally,
manufactured intelligence is self-involved. It mistakes feeling for
thinking. It deals not with how things are or even how we would like
them to be, but how we feel about the way things are and what our
feelings about the way things are say about what kind of people we are.
Liberal
intelligence is largely concerned with the latter. It is a self-esteem
project for mediocre elites, the sons and daughters of the formerly
accomplished who are constantly diving into the shallow pools of their
own minds to explore how their privilege and entitlement makes them view
the world and how they can be good people by challenging everyone's
paradigms and how they can think outside the box by climbing into it and
pulling the flaps shut behind them.
Perpetual self-involvement
isn't intelligence regardless of how many of the linguistic tricks of
memoir fiction it borrows to endow its liberal self-help section with
the appearance of nobility.
Liberalism isn't really about making the world a better place. It's about reassuring the elites that they are good people for wanting to rule over it.
That
is why Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize for having good intentions.
His actual foreign policy mattered less than the appearance of a new
transformative foreign policy based on speeches. Gore promised to be be
harsher on Saddam than Bush, but no one remembers that because everyone
in the bubble knows that the Iraq War was stupid... and only
conservatives do stupid things.
Liberal intelligence exists on
the illusion of its self-worth. The magical thinking that guides it in
every other area from economics to diplomacy also convinces it that if
it believes it is smart, that it will be. The impenetrable liberal
consensus in every area is based on this delusion of intelligence. Every
policy is right because it's smart and it's smart because it's
progressive and it's progressive because smart progressives say that it
is.
Progressives manufacture the consensus of their own intelligence and insist that it proves them right.
Imagine
a million people walking in a circle and shouting, "WE'RE SMART AND
WE'RE RIGHT. WE'RE RIGHT BECAUSE WE'RE SMART. WE'RE SMART BECAUSE WE'RE
RIGHT." Now imagine that these marching morons dominate academia, the
government bureaucracy and the entertainment industry allowing them to
spend billions yelling their idiot message until it outshouts everyone
else while ignoring the disasters in their wake because they are too
smart to fail.
That is liberalism.
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