Sultan Knish
It is not completely impossible that in a moment of electoral
desperation, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr will be called into a private
meeting with Valerie Jarrett and David Axelrod and told that it's time
for him to announce that he wants to spend more time with his family.
But it's not very likely.
The chief function of a Vice President is making the President look good
and by that measure Joe Biden is one of the best vice presidents who
ever lived. The rule of thumb is that the more incompetent the man at
the top is, the more of a buffoon the man just below him needs to be to
make him look good. And again Biden does this job brilliantly.
James Monroe put as many political rivals in his cabinet as possible,
but Barack Hussein Obama and the people around him are too insecure and
paranoid to do such a thing. Monroe might have presided over the Era of
Good Feeling, but the age of O is the Era of Bad Feelings. Hillary
Clinton was never going to be on the ticket. Even giving her the
Secretary of State position would never have been an option if it had
not been a matter of pure survival, with the Obamas terrified of losing
moderate Democrats to McCain.
Joe Biden, never a serious candidate, was the perfect match for Obama. A
dumb old white man, to confirm all the dirty impulses of the left,
while mockingly giving mainstream Democrats someone they could relate
to. Biden's gaffes aren't an embarrassment, they are the whole point,
signaling the end of the old American era of leadership. Their implicit
message is that you can choose a McCain or Biden, another old white man,
or the savvy multicultural representative of a new generation that
looks like the America of 2050.
Obama and Biden are both symbols of the Post-American America. Biden
represents the outgoing American administration and Obama represents the
incoming Post-American administration. It is vital to make the American
administration look weak, foolish and useless so as to affirm the right
of the Post-American administration to seize power from it.
Biden's ego has made it impossible for him to understand the uses he has
been put to. And that is part of the joke. Joe Biden wasn't selected
despite his penchant for saying stupid things in public. He was selected
because of it. He is there to project incompetence in order to make
Obama look better. He is there to make the idea of white male leadership
look like a joke. That is his one and only job and he has succeeded at
it.
Biden is the successor of every dumb white male father figure on TV
gawping at the screen, tumbling over chairs and down the stairs,
scratching his head cluelessly at the wiser new generation around him.
He is every man in a commercial who can't figure out how to start a car,
make coffee or clean the house until his wife or a helpful minority
figure shows up and explains it to him.
Doofus Dad is no longer just unable to perform simple tasks in a
commercial, rubbing his eyes to the sound of canned laughter. He is the
Vice President of the United States who was chosen to live up to that
calculatingly manufactured stereotype. And he is rubbing his eyes and
saying stupid things to the sound of canned laughter at press
conferences.
No halfway responsible man would have deliberately chosen an idiot as
his potential replacement. But an administration that has done the
things to America that this one has done is not in any way responsible.
If you step into Obama's head for a moment, you realize that he does not
care at all what happens if he should die. A man who can't be bothered
to take care of his own extended family is not likely to care one way or
another what happens to a country of several hundred million, most of
whom are not even related to him.
Obama truly is a post-racial candidate. His tribalism is a feint. While
African-Americans saw him as one of theirs, he has never seen himself
that way. His racial identity is as much a scam as anything else about
him. Obama has done as much for African-Americans as he has for his half-brother who
is calling strangers to help pay his medical bills. Obama dispenses
group privileges only when it suits his needs. He exploits accusations
of racism, but race means very little to him. Racial identity, like
national identity, is a pose that he adopts on the appropriate
occasions.
The post-racialism of Obama is the reverse of Martin Luther King's
invocation of a society that has transcended race. Obama privileges race
over character as a means of invoking guilt and group solidarity. He
does not care about all Americans in a way that transcends race, nor
does he care about one race exclusively. He cares about no one at all.
If he appears to have any warm feelings for a particular group, they
seem to be limited to the Muslims of his childhood who helped raise him.
There is nothing reassuring or transcendent about Obama's
post-racialism. Like his post-nationalism, it is a symptom of a man who
belongs nowhere but who can do his best to pass everywhere by
appropriating identities and symbols as if they were currencies to be
traded on an international trip. A man such as this is adept at speaking
on more than one level, at sending coded messages that say different
things to different people in a single word.
To moderate liberals, the selection of Biden sends a message that race
has finally been transcended through the hard work of men and women like
them. To the left, the message is that the old patriarchy is on the way
out and is about to be replaced by a multicultural people's leadership
that knows what a ridiculous joke the old white male power structure is.
The left is not at all troubled when Republicans ridicule Biden. They
chuckle because Republicans aren't in on the joke. Biden is meant to be
them. They are Biden.
The left harbors its greatest contempt, not for Republicans, but for
liberals. "I love Harry and Sidney and Sammy/I hope every colored boy
becomes a star/But don't talk about revolution/That's going a little bit
too far," Phil Ochs sang mockingly. "Love me, love me, I'm a liberal."
Obama's people are singing Phil Ochs' song and displaying the
traditional contempt for all the parts of the Democratic Party that
aren't as committed to revolution as they are.
Biden is a joke because the Democratic Party is a joke. He represents
what the left sees as the flaws of the Democratic Party and liberalism,
the old white males who wanted slow reforms and gradual change instead
of abrupt revolution. Obama's people could have chosen a more credible
figure who would have provided useful cover, but instead they couldn't
hold back their contempt.
That arrogance and contempt are the greatest flaws of the men and women
looking down at the world from the capital city of the enemy nation that
they have finally seized. They could replace Biden, they should replace
Biden, but they probably won't. Their revolutionary ideals are fueled
by their egotism. They want to overthrow everything not because they
care about everyone, as they claim to, but because they truly don't care
about anyone at all. Not only don't they care, but they feel nothing
but contempt for the people looking up at them, pleading for jobs or tax
relief. And it shows.
To the left race is a means to an end, it is not the end. Its
collectivism requires enlisting individual groups dissatisfied with the
system to help overthrow it in a coalition whose ultimate aims do not
serve the needs of any of the individual groups. The racial identity of
millions of African-Americans is a tool, like the former Senator from
Delaware who somewhere beneath his hairpiece, past nerves deadened by
Botox injections, harbors dreams of inheriting the job in 2016.
Biden still does not understand what he is. He is a fellow traveler, a
dupe, a scarecrow of the old white male liberal establishment hung up
over a cornfield to attract unknowing liberals while serving as a figure
of fun to the left. And despite his corruption and arrogance, there is
something sad and pathetic in the spectacle of a hollow man with capped
teeth set in a grin making a fool of himself for the amusement of the
Post-American crowd. A crowd that he thinks are laughing with him, when
they are actually laughing at him.
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