A lot is being
said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he
doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand
why. So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to
explain this "unlikablility."
Top Ten Reasons
To Dislike Mitt Romney:
1. Drop-dead,
collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like
every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.
2. Been married
to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including
through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak
in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.
5. Highly
intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and
Harvard Business School...and by the way, his academic records are NOT
sealed.
6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?
7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!
8. Has a family
of five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in
drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and
that "choice" deserves America's scorn.
9. Oh
yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange
religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic,
fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.
10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money HIMSELF......as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you un-relatable to Americans.
My goodness,
it's a strange world, isn't it?
Thanks to Nick N.
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