Sultan Knish
"There is no more neutrality in the world," said Black Panther leader
Eldridge Cleaver. "You either have to be part of the solution, or you're
going to be part of the problem-- there ain't no more middle ground."
We live in Eldridge Cleaver's world now. A world with no more middle ground. Where neutrality is not an option.
The average American still believes that if he isn't bothering anyone,
he should be left alone. To the people running his life and his country,
that is as bizarre and unworkable as Phrenology or handing out
universal health care without also compelling everyone to buy it.
This is not a nation where people are left alone anymore. This is a
nation where they are hounded from the moment they are born until the
moment they die by a regulatory state where being left alone has become
the greatest of luxuries.
It takes a lot of money to be left alone.
Regulatory space is much more expensive than physical space, and buying
it requires investing in lobbyists, fundraisers and lawyers. If you make
the right payoffs, then you can buy the privilege of being left alone,
exempted from regulations left uninspected and protected against the
agents of the state. Once you do that, you have bought yourself the
privilege of not being considered the problem; becoming part of the
solution for the people you are paying off.
The Americans ambushed by ObamaCare, the scam artist's dream of a tax
paid to a third-party in exchange for benefits accrued to a fourth
party, still thought they had the freedom to despise the meddling
politicians in both parties and ignore most things the government did,
while living their own lives. They had seen their lives bedeviled by a
thousand regulations, but still thought it was possible to hold the
middle and reject all the solutions by asserting that they were not the
problem.
They did not understand that in Cleaverland, in Alinskytown and in
Obamaville-- no one opts out. Either you volunteer or you get drafted.
Raise your hand or you will be called on anyway. Not volunteering to be
part of their agenda means that you are the problem.
You, sitting right there in your chair, watching these words move across
your screen, are the problem. A problem 311,591,917 human souls strong.
You eat too much or you don't pay enough taxes, you drive your car too
often, you haven't bought solar panels for your roof, you browse
extremist websites when you should be browsing government informational
sites for tips on how to do or not do all of the above. Most of all, you
don't understand what a great problem you are for the people running
this country into the ground between the Atlantic and the Pacific.
They keep trying to solve you, but you don't go away.
There is no neutrality when dealing with people who reject the very
concept of opting out of a solution. There is no middle ground with
people who don't believe there is a middle ground, believing instead
that every human on earth is part of the problem and can only stop being
the problem by following their directives.
We confront the Great Solvers of the Human Problem who are determined to
rearrange everyone to their liking. They began by controlling
everything that people did. Now, they have moved on to controlling what
people don't do. If you live, if you breathe, if you stir, move your
muscles, track moving objects with your eyes, then there are obligations
imposed on you.
ObamaCare is one of the final declarations that there is no opting out.
Even if you don't drive, own a home, own a business, own a dog, or do
one of the infinite things that bring you into mandatory contact with
the apparatus of your government, you are committed to a task from
maturity to death. Your mission is to obtain health insurance, and, in a
system in which you become the ward of the government as soon as you
taste air, it is the price that you pay for being alive.
In a free country, you are not obligated to do things simply for the
privilege of breathing oxygen north of the Rio Grande and south of
Niagara Falls.
But this isn't a free country anymore; this is a country in which you
get things for free. And there is a big difference between those two
things.
We are a nation in which everyone is entitled to everything, except the
right to opt out of all the entitlements and the cost of paying for
them.
We may not have the Bill of Rights anymore, but we have a hell of a bill
to settle and, every year, the deficits keep making it bigger and
bigger.
Our forefathers passed on to us a Bill of Rights, and we shall pass on
to our descendants a Bill. A tremendous Bill which can be unrolled from
the mountains to the prairies to the oceans white with foam... and all
the way across the ocean to China.
The Bill of Rights was a list of things that the government could not
do. The Bill is a list of things that the government has done. It's an
endless bill, because we have an endless government that is doing things
all the time. And though we didn't do any of them, we are still stuck
with the bill.
Even if we could reach into our pockets and settle the bill with a
couple of loose trillion dollar bills, this Bill doesn't just demand
money, it demands power.
If all that government officials did was go to Vegas, give each other
prizes and sing silly songs, then the Bill would be large, but it
wouldn't ask for a piece of our soul. But the amount of money that the
government spends is almost beside the point. The amount may bankrupt
us, it may destroy our economy, it may turn us into debt slaves-- but
it's secondary to how the money is being used.
It's bad enough to be eaten out of house and home-- worse to be forced
to feed the occupying army that is taking away your freedoms one by one.
People often talk about the First and Second Amendments, the Fifth comes
up, and even the Fourth. But how often do we think about the Third
Amendment, that old relic of a time when we were ruled by a distant
power with no concern for our lives or our freedoms? "No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner".
It's one of the few amendments that goes unnoticed. No one challenges
it. No Supreme Court blots it out with the stroke of a pen or rephrases
it to mean that there is a Constitutional right to abortion or a ban on
executing juveniles.
There is no occupying army quartered in our homes. They have sizable
barracks with marble floors, gleaming chandeliers and metal detectors
through which you must pass in order to meet with even one of their
lowest officers. They aren't quartered in your living room, they build
buildings and send the bill to you. And then they send you another bill
which informs you that they have decided that the War on Obesity, the
War on Health Care or the War on the Economy requires you to do a set
number of things, the costs of both the doing and their enforcement to
be borne by you.
In the last century, the Great Solvers went to work on a national and
global game of human chess. They called this game by various names, The
New Deal, the New Frontier, Hope and Change, or, most commonly, Social
Justice. The real name of the game is "There Ain't No More Middle
Ground". Either you are a New Dealer, a New Frontierer, a Hope and
Changer, a Tolerator, a Liberal, a Donor, an Activist and an Organizer--
or you are on the wrong side.
You might think that you are standing in the great moderate middle, the
open-minded frontier of the old America, but the frontier and ground are
gone. There is only Problemtown and Solutionville and the bulldozers
are coming to knock down Problemtown and deport its residents to
Solutionville.
ObamaCare is the bus to Solutionville. It is the problem that is "You"
being solved in the same inept brute-force fashion in which the Great
Solvers solve everything, from Russian agriculture to European Union
democracy.
The problems are many, and the Solvers are impatient. There are too many
peasants, and weekends are too short, the golf courses are too crowded
and the numbers never add up. Each problem keeps needing to be solved
many times, but they have already moved on to the next problem and the
one after that in the great mass of problems that some people still call
America.
Too many Americans still wonder out loud what happened. When did this
stop being a free country? Then they finish pumping their gas, buy their
sodas, paying several taxes on each and completing a transaction for
two commodities whose production and distribution involve more laws than
the entire legal codes of Rome and Greece combined, and then drive
home, where they begin making notes for next year's taxes, while reading
how the latest laws will affect them.
On the television, an anchor with carefully molded hair and the grave
look of the career idiot who has learned to disguise this by always
appearing concerned about something, interviews an activist who is
proposing new regulations as the only responsible thing to do. "If you
aren't part of the solution," she says with equally grave sincerity,
"then you are part of the problem."
The American nods along because the proposal seems so reasonable. Who
doesn't want to do something for the children, the oceans, the
endangered red-banded shrub, the people somewhere who don't have
something and that sincere young woman who really seems passionate in a
way that few are anymore. Then he turns back to his desk, somewhere in
the great middle ground that once was, studies the tax forms again and
wonders when this stopped being a free country.
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