Sultan Knish
The story of Islam is a murder mystery. It's not a murder mystery that
asks who did it, but when it will end. The detective peering through his
magnifying glass at a curly hair caught in the door isn't wondering
who did it. He already knows who the killer is. The great mystery is how
to make him stop.
This
isn't a story about right and wrong. In the terrains of tribe and clan
that the murderers come out of, whether they are raised in a village
with two goats and a well or a mansion overlooking a major city; Right
is power and Wrong is not having power.
A man is right because he
has power. A woman is wrong because she doesn't. A Muslim is right
because he has power. A Christian is wrong because he doesn't.
When
a woman has power and a man doesn't, the man has been dishonored. When a
Christian has power and a Muslim doesn't, the Muslim has been
dishonored.
There is only one answer for dishonor, death. Kill
the one who has dishonored you so that you may feel powerful again. The
men with the magnifying glasses will call it extremism, but it's so much
simpler and so much more complicated than that.
The powerful
need not compromise. They have honor. Those who have no power but do not
compromise also have honor. The extremist does not compromise whether
in power or out of it. Therefore he always has honor. The extremist is
willing to die for the power and honor of Islam.
Islam is never powerless, but is always compromised in some way short of perfect purity.
Perhaps
it fails to drive out all the non-Muslims and doesn't force women to
cover their eyes. Or maybe it tolerates chess and kite flying. Even the
crudest Salafist finds some human norm short of total and complete
extremism. He compromises and the seed of that compromise gives birth to
a movement that will not compromise even on that.
Each Islamic
movement carries within it the seeds of its own extremist
counter-movement and that movement too will carry its own seeds of
death. The Islamic revolution devours its own children forever for
honor's sake.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Absolute honor
is the search for absolute power. A power so pure that it transcends the
human means necessary to achieve that glorious end. A purity so total
that it will elevate the smuggled cocaine, the rapes and murders, the
torture and the broken oaths, to the golden truth that the ends of Islam
justify all its mangled means.
The murderer kills because he
wants power. He goes on killing for honor's sake. When the blade slips
or the victim pulls a gun, then the murderer skulks off into the night
nursing his grudges and pledging that he will return or his children
will return or their children, for the sake of his honor, on and on
through the ages.
This is what the media calls a cycle of violence, but it would be more accurate to call it the cycle of honor.
The
whole thing may have started because the murderer wanted a goat, a gold
coin or a wife, but it continues because it is now a matter of honor. A
moment ago the murderer only wanted a gold coin, but having failed to
obtain it, he will not leave off for all the gold coins in the world.
Murder transmutes the gold coin into honor. The motive no longer
matters. It is all about the end now.
The more the murderer is
resisted, the angrier he becomes. The failure to kill forces him to take
refuge in myth. He begins inventing glorious stories of his battles
complete with poems and epic battles. There are sacred deaths with drops
of blood falling like jewels and doves ascending into the sky. Every
man becomes a lion and every enemy a monstrous eater of children.
Eventually the story becomes his whole reason for being. It is a tale
that is passed down through the tribe until countless of the murderer's
descendants derive their identity from the story. Until they are all
murderers.
Having been thwarted, the murderer cannot stop. The
failure to kill has left him powerless, no better than a woman or an
infidel. It causes him to doubt the worth of his religion and his
people. It robs life of its sweetness. The only way to heal his trauma
is to finish what he started. The only way for him to be at peace is to
be at war.
Speak to him of peace and he will not listen, except
as a ploy for finishing the unfinished murder. Peace is for the
powerless. To desire peace is to admit to weakness. It is to give in to
the prosaic mortality of the ordinary life. Before he began to kill, the
murderer might have been satisfied with the ordinary life, but it is no
longer good enough for him.
Nothing will do but the knife and the blood and the screams.
The
murderer will lie about wanting peace, but he will not make peace. To
lie in order to kill is honorable, but to live in peace is not
honorable. Peace narrows the borders and closes off horizons. What was
once a green territory that the grandchildren or great-grandchildren
might overrun in a hundred years is suddenly forever lost and forever
foreign.
How can he be asked to make such a terrible concession?
You
might as well ask the sailor to stay on the land and the explorer to
put up his feet in front of the fire. The murderer isn't a mere
murderer, he is a romantic at heart, and whether he lives in a mud hut
or a tacky palace decorated with giant portraits of himself, in secret
he imagines himself a sultan or an emir. And if not him, then his
children or grandchildren.
The
land he sits on is merely land, he wastes it for the most part. He may
write poems about the beloved land, but it isn't the land he loves, but
the idea of conquering it, killing for it and dying for it. And when
there is no need to do any of the three, then like an amorous adulterer
of the soil he goes seeking for other lands to conquer, to kill and die
for.
This is his story and the myth that governs his life. He is
not a builder. In his part of the world, it is the slaves who build. It
is the men who have no power and no honor who work a set schedule,
lifting bricks and arranging girders.
Nor is he a farmer, that
too is work fit only for serfs. He makes a decent merchant, cheating and
being cheated in turn in a ritual mercantile combat. In a pinch he
might be a shepherd, wandering the hills aimlessly, and watching his
flock nibble the sparse desert grasses down to a wasteland, killing and
eating them when it suits him like a little grubby god.
Whatever
his profession, he fancies himself a warrior and the kind of war that he
prefers is the raid. Village against village. Riders against caravans.
Hijacked planes against skyscrapers. If he wins, then he gains honor. If
he loses then he gains honor by vowing vengeance, for even the worst of
losers can always hang on to his honor by threatening to kill the
winners.
And that is where the murders become a mystery, at least
to those detectives whose little magnifying glasses can make out the
grooves on a thread, but not the distorted rage on a murderer's face.
The more they try to convince the murderer to stop, the more he kills.
There is a pattern here, but unlike carpet fibers and footprints, it is
not one that they can understand.
The men with the magnifying
glasses want their lives back. So does the murderer. And the only way he
can get it back is by taking theirs. The institution of the feud has
lapsed in their world, but it is the defining one in his.
Both
detective and murderer are trapped in a cycle, but the murderer has a
way out. All he has to do is kill them. The detectives cannot do the
same thing. There is no room in their rational world for such a crude
solution.
They try to break the cycle with words. He tries to break it with bombs and bullets. And the cycle of violence continues.
Failure
goads the murderer. The more he fails at killing, the more he aspires
to it. On his tenth attempt he is ten times as motivated as on his first
attempt. Like all people he has his ups and downs, but he always keeps
on trying harder.
Each time he fails, he tells himself that the
game wasn't fair, the other side broke the rules, rigged the contest and
undermined him. He spins complex conspiracies of spies and saboteurs in
which the mind of the enemy is as convoluted as his, and that only
fuels his outrage. How dare his victim plot so cleverly to undermine his
own murder! Outraged, he spins his own convoluted plots, playing Wiley
E. Coyote to an oblivious Roadrunner who is occasionally baffled to
learn that he is alleged to have controlled every major public figure in
the Middle East or seeded the Nile with trained sharks.
"Sure," says the murderer. "You didn't expect him to admit it, did you? I wouldn't in his place."
The
murderee takes on an outsized importance until he represents every
obstacle that the murderer has ever faced in his life. Whatever crimes
the murderer commits, he is certain that the murderee has committed even
more of them. The murderer's dark side steps out of the shadow and
takes on the role of his victim so that the act of murder becomes an act
of purification that purifies nothing for the dark forces that the
murderer tries to kill are still inside him even while his victim bleeds
on the floor.
Eventually the murderee fills the world. Rushdie
was only a minor writer until a series of random events caused his name
to come to the attention of a shaky Iranian leadership looking for a
scapegoat. And then Rushdie became an obsession for the Iranian regime.
Rushdie filled their world. Likewise the average Muslim did not spend
any time thinking about the Jews, who were always despised, but like
most non-Muslims, weren't of consequence. Having conquered their lands
and their persons, they could go about ignoring them, aside from the
usual thefts, murders and assorted cruelties.
But then the
honorless Jews, the sons of apes and pigs, defeated armies far stronger
than them. The murderers were robbed of their honor. And when the
murderer is Muslim and the victim is non-Muslim, then the honor of the
murderer is the honor of the whole Muslim world.
There can be no
peace now. Not tomorrow or in a thousand years. Not with the Golan
Heights, the West Bank, Gaza, East Jerusalem, the Galilee and the
grimier parts of Tel Aviv. Nothing will do but for the murderers to
finish what they started, the aborted murder, the unfinished crime and
the unconsummated honor killing to end all honor killings. Nothing will
do but death.
A murderer will forgive many things. You may kill
his son and rape his daughter, so long as the blood price or the honor
price changes hands. You may do the same with all of his many relatives
and their relatives, as is so often the case in these dirty little wars
that are really packs of murderers roaming and raiding, firing at each
other and falling back, and then waiting for the mourning women to come
out and wail over the bodies of the dead. You may even cheat him as much
as you like, for he will probably cheat you worse, even while you fancy
that you are coming out ahead.
But what you cannot do is take away his honor.
Do
not mock the murderer's gods, for they are his power, or refuse his
hospitality, for it is how he shows that he has more than you, or make
him feel small and weak. Do not give him charity or show him mercy, for
no matter how effusively he thanks you, in his heart he feels the sting
of the humiliation that you have inflicted on him.
Though he may
smile afterward, he will never forgive you for it, the insult will go on
chafing his heart until it overflows with that species of black blood
that tastes of bitterness and death.
The House of Saud has never
forgiven the House of Washington for helping aid its power. It draws a
blood price from it every year, but it cannot rest until the House of
Washington falls. So too all alliances with infidels must one day end in
betrayal or death. There is no room in the green country of the horizon
for two tribes to rule. Nor is there room in the inner palaces of honor
with their bejeweled tapestries and arabesque curves for a helping
hand. The Sultan and Emir, like Allah, can have no antecedent. Like
Mohammed, he must be the final revelation of power over a powerless
world.
And the murderer? He cannot sleep. The man he tried to
kill has filled his world. Once he wanted gold or goats, but now it is
honor he wants.
In his bed, the murderer dreams of killing a man
whose who humiliated him by refusing to die. The murderer rolls over and
smiles.
Tomorrow, he will kill. Tomorrow, he will regain his honor.
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