Friday, March 18, 2011

haMAAN News Agency: Goldstone condemns World Jewry

JoeSettler at 3/18/2011

Goldstone condemns World Jewry
Amalekite Brotherhood deny they were involved in plot, say it was all Thai workers.

haMAAN News Agency, Shushan

Judge Goldstone condemned yesterday the wholesale slaughter of Haman, his 10 sons, 500 Shushan activists and 75,000 innocent civilians in the Persian Empire.

Goldstone says,

“The self-defense plea is laughable in light of the influence of the Jewish lobby within the Achashveirosh government, and the Jewish controlled PonyMedia.

The slaughtered civilians were merely expressing their right to free speech and assembly, and just rage against the growing Jewish influence in world politics." Goldstone quoted Vayizata as further proof of the non-violent intentions of the slaughtered civilians,

“The Jewish Lobby has people of influence at the highest levels, and we even suspect they have agents close to the king. Of course we planned to non-violently protest and slaughter all the Jews, it’s the only way for peace and justice to prevail.”

Up to the last minute Haman and Sons denied being involved in trying to kill the Jews.

The Amalekite Brotherhood said it was all Thai workers.

The Amalekite Authority deny that the plot was part of a reconciliation plan to reunite the Amalekite Brotherhood and Authority back together again, but rather it was the Thai workers.


haMAAN investigative journalists have uncovered that Jews have been deploying sharks and vultures to spy against members of the Royal Court, such as Haman, and it was Thai workers.

The Thai Embassy denies any connection to the plot pointing out that there are no Thai citizens anywhere in the Persian Empire..


The New Iran Fund supplied Judge Goldstone with incontrovertible evidence of Jewish war crimes. This evidence and witness testimony came from anonymous soldiers in the Iranian Jewish Defense League who claimed to know soldiers who knew soldiers who thought about taking booty.

The New Iran Fund (NIF) admits it is receiving money from Amalek and other foreign governments, but claim that these donations do not influence them. The New Iran Fund (NIF) funnels money to organizations such as: Ad’D’lo’Yada, Chachamim for Human Right, and Megilla Watch.

There has been mixed feeling in the Jewish community about the public reading of the Megillah.

98Mag writes:

"Publicizing the Megillah brings us down to their level, and reading it is not something a Jew should do. Furthermore it proves that the Jewish community must do Cheshbon Nefesh for its actions against the occupied Amalekite people. We stand together with the Amalek nation in their time of need."


Newly discovered Dead Sea blogs describe how this was really a coup attempt by Mordechai the Jew to take over the government and start his own dynasty. Hence the original name for the holiday, "Mordechai Day".

Charbona, a member of the royal court adds, “Haman was planning this for a while. With Achashveirosh zigging and zagging all the time it was tough to know who He supported and who His friends were, but now that it's over, it is finally the right time to talk about it.”

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