Sultan Knish
The American presidency came to an end on October 15, 1992
during a Town Hall debate between Bush I, Ross Perot and Bill Clinton.
The stage of the Town Hall seemed more like a place for Phil Donahue or
Sally Jesse Raphael to strut around, biting their lips, and dragging out
tawdry tales for audience applause, than for three presidential
candidates to discuss the future of the country.
The audience had more in common with the one that usually showed up to
cheer or boo Sally or Phil's guests, and the high point of the evening
and the end of the country came when one of those guests rose and with
the distinctive painstakingly slurred pronunciation of the semi-literate
demanded that the candidates tell her how the "National Debt" had
affected them personally.
Bush I stumblingly tried to turn her stupidity into some kind of policy
question, but the WW2 vet was completely out of his depth on Phil
Donahue's talk show stage. The moderatrix however demanded that he
answer how it had affected him personally. Forget the country or the
consequences, feelings mattered more than policy. It was a Phil Donahue
moment and the Donahue candidate stepped into the spotlight.
Bill Clinton understood that the Sally Jesse Raphael audience member did
not have a clue what the National Debt is or anything about the
economy. But he also knew that it didn't matter. This wasn't about the
facts, this was an "I Feel" moment. The questioner did not want to know
how a problem would be solved, she only wanted to know that the people
on top "cared" about her, and Clinton did what he did best-- he told her
that he really cared.
The draft dodging hippie who had boasted of his drug use and gone to
Moscow to defame his country, a man who was at the time every bit the
extreme impossible candidate that Obama would become 16 years later,
went on to the White House. And the American presidency ended.
Bush II made sure that he would never repeat his father's mistake. He
ran as the "Compassionate Conservative" and the "Uniter, Not the
Divider". He ran as the man who could never be caught flat-footed by an
"I Feel" question. Bush II always felt things and insisted on sharing
them with us.
The American presidency existed the age of policy and entered the age of
empathy. Competency no longer mattered. The man in the grey suit who
understood the issues had no place on the stage. To get there he would
have to get in touch with his inner child and talk about it. He would
have to spill his feelings out so that people really believed that he
cared.
Without October 15, 1992, there would have been no Clinton. And without
Clinton there would have been no Obama. The Democrats had nominated bad
men before, but they came with the patina of experience and credibility.
Even the sleaziest and least inexperienced Democratic President, JFK,
spent decades polishing his resume and countering his weak points in a
calculated plan to get to the top. But Clinton, reeking of sleaze like
the back seat of a beat up Chevy, grinned his way through a primary that
no one took seriously because the Democratic Party didn't believe Bush I
could be beaten, and then felt his way through a national election. It
was a small step for one man, but a great step for sleazy tricksters
everywhere with charisma and no ethics. America had become Louisiana and
every Huey Long could aspire to be its king.
The current qualifications for an office holder include the ability to
chat on The View, read Top Ten lists for David Letterman and make fun of
yourself on Saturday Night Live. Most of all it's the ability to emote
in public, a skill that was once the province of an actor that with the
advent of reality TV and the instant internet celebrity has become a
basic life skill for everyone.
Bush I was unable to cross the "I" bridge. Obama lives under the "I"
bridge. Even more than Clinton, he is the "I" candidate. Conservatives
assail him for egotism, but that same shallow self-centered "I'ness" is
the lightning in a bottle of modern politics. Only the truly
self-centered can fully emote to the back rows. It's a skill most common
to egocentrics who feel their own pain so loudly that they can make it
seem like your pain.
Actors can project their emotions, stirring our empathy, but it isn't
our pain they feel, it's their own. The star shedding tears on the deck
of the Titanic, in a concentration camp or the unemployment office isn't
feeling the pain of those people, he's thinking about the time his dog
died or how that nail keeps digging into his foot.
It's not empathy that's on stage, but the solipsistic ego that doesn't
offer empathy, but demands it. Billy did not feel the pain of his idiot
questioner or anyone's pain. He made us feel his pain, but mostly he
made us feel his undiluted joy at running things and being the center of
attention. That was why so many people loved him and still love him. He
was the star of the raunchy comedy who kept making more and more
sequels, and though the audience knew that it should despise him, it was
glorying too much in his revels to be able to break free of that
emotional identification.
Clinton made it inevitable that the perfect "I" president would appear
to live his life in public, offering constant coverage of his life, his
tastes, his family, his pets and his thoughts on every subject. He would
not be a private man, he would be a public spectacle. He would be able
to talk about himself, not only at debates, but all the time. He would
always be an "I" and thought he might screw up the country, the Sally
Jesse Raphael audience would live through him, feel his pain, share his
joys and cheer him on in the great collective noise of a celebrity and
the fans who live for him.
The American presidency ended. The American celebritocracy began. The
process that began with televised debates ended with government as
entertainment. There was no more room for the ugly or for men and women
with private emotions. A man who could not empathize with the national
debt at a drop of a hat, who could not abandon the habits of a lifetime
of thinking in practical terms, instead of emotional terms, was no
longer a plausible candidate.
And so we have a towering national debt that keeps adding trillions to
it and a great many feelings. We have a surplus of politicians who
cannot stop spending money and cannot stop talking about how they feel
about it. They could bring Sally Jesse Raphael or Phil Donahue out of
retirement to host a show on, "Politicians Who Love Spending Money And
Can't Stop" that would end with everyone feeling better about their
feelings. But it's redundant because we already have that show. It's
called the national government and you can catch it on CSPAN. It's not
very exciting, but give it time and there will be a makeover.
October 15, 1992 changed the conversation from a politician's ability to
discuss what he would do about a problem, to talking about how it made
him feel bad. And now we and our politicians feel bad about a variety of
things. But they all blame everyone else and there's no objective way
to settle the debate because feelings aren't objective, they're
subjective.
Voters are slowly dragging themselves out of Obama's "I-Sphere" because
of the practical necessities of survival, such as having a job, which is
difficult to come by in an economy run at the whim of a boy-king who
throws handful of money into the air and waits for them to turn into
magic green jobs. And to do that they have to untangle themselves from
their emotional entanglement with his image, his race and the vicarious
life that they have lived through him. They have to realize that feeling
things is not nearly as important as doing them.
But Obama's defeat, if it comes, will not restore what was. Obama is a
symptom of the problem, not the problem. And the problem is that we have
stopped asking the hard questions and instead looked for soft
reassurances. Instead of holding politicians accountable for their
actions, we have held them accountable for our emotions. And that has
led us into unmitigated disasters on numerous fronts.
With all of that it was no surprise that the first question in the Town
Hall debate was an "I Feel" question directed at Romney or that Romney
handled it glibly with "I Feel" material delivered in the soothing voice
usually reserved by doctors for calming down upset patients. And that
is the function of a qualified politician now, to speak softly and
soothingly reassure everyone that nothing is wrong. There's no reason to
be upset. Yes the ship is sinking, but while it does, let's stand on
deck, listen to the orchestra play a song and talk, talk about our
feelings.
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