Sultan Knish
Take a ride to a welfare neighborhood some fine morning, evenings are
best avoided even in the safest such places. Don't go in expecting
Detroit. Even much of Detroit doesn't look like Detroit. Newark and
Oakland aren't even there yet. Detroit is what happens when the load is
too big and there's no one left to carry it. Most welfare neighborhoods
are still located in cities where there is someone left to pick up the
tab.
You'll see less charred buildings and more towering multistory housing
projects. Some of these are the ugly bestial fortresses that date back
to FDR's championing of affordable housing. One such monster, the
Knickerbocker Village, former home of the Rosenberg spies, had to be
evacuated in the recent hurricane and residents lived without heat and
power for weeks.
30 years later they began to run to 20 story gray and brown towers reek
of hopelessness. When power company workers came to restore power to the
Brooklyn shoreline, they were sent to these places first in the hopes
of calming mob reaction. Instead televisions came raining down from the
upper floors forcing the workers to flee for safety. But don't expect
that to happen during your visit. That sort of thing is reserved for
major holidays and power outages.
More recently the trend has been smaller homes that look almost like
normal housing, except that there are too many of them lined up all in
rows that go on forever, and even the red brickwork and white doors
quickly darken with neglect, fumes and that intangible pollutant that
comes to all places where the people have nowhere to go and nothing to
look forward to.
There are businesses in the welfare neighborhood, but they aren't really
independent businesses. The bodegas, cheap corner groceries stores
lined with ads for cigarettes, or government ads against them, with malt
liquor ads and posters for a local performance by a rap group, Hong
Kong crooner or Latin singer, get most of their business from food
stamps. The bodegas, despite their name, are usually run by Indians,
Koreans, Arabs or Bangladeshis. The few things they sell for real money
are, in order, lottery tickets, beer and the occasional magazine.
70 years ago the small corner store was part of an economic ladder.
Today it's as static as the rest of the neighborhood. Sometimes the
owners make the jump to a welfare supermarket, that deals almost
entirely in food stamps. Mostly though they are family businesses whose
owners import some of their endless stock of cousins from the home
country as unpaid labor. Sometimes the cousins marry into the family and
open another one of the stores with money advanced by the patriarch of
the clan, and with most of the profits going to him.
Then there are the check cashing places, where welfare checks are
deposited, and money is sent home to Haiti, Mexico or Puerto Rico. These
places too would dry up and go out of business without a steady supply
of government money.
There are clinics, a surplus of them, running on government grants,
taking in government money from their patients, and consisting of the
usual uncomfortable multicultural mix of balanced groups, most of whom
resent each other. There may be no supermarket in the neighborhood, no
store that sells fresh fruit and vegetables, no bank or clothing store
that sells anything more upscale than t-shirts and sneakers, but there
will be several clinics specializing in every conceivable illness a
local could come down with. And several that they can't.
Of the few independent businesses in the area, there will be a
restaurant or two, cheap and dirty, where families troop in at night and
old men sit during the day, there will be churches that young people
rarely go to, and there will be 99 cent stores selling things for more
than that. There will be schools, large buildings, and a variety of
community centers, day care centers, libraries, prep places for
students; all funded by the government. There will be places for teens
to sit playing video games after they leave school, full of inspiring
posters about achievement. And there will be social workers to help
residents fill out forms for more benefits.
Take away government benefits and the welfare neighborhood would become
Detroit. Take away the government jobs, the postal workers and the petty
bureaucrats, the public sector union members who dream of one day
moving to the suburbs, though the suburbs they move to will shortly
begin looking just like the place they live, and everything will die. Or
perhaps it will be saved. It's hard to say.
Beyond the welfare neighborhoods is the government middle class. The
government middle class is not all that different from the population of
the welfare neighborhoods and some of them have never bothered moving
out.
The government middle class is not Detroit. It's the people who run
Detroit. It's the people who make places like Detroit happen. For every
welfare neighborhood, there are hundreds of members of the government
middle class teaching their children, processing their forms and running
their clinics. The money isn't great, but their skills are generally
poor and the benefits are spectacular.
Close enough for government work is a phrase born for these people.
Getting things right is surplus to requirements. There is no goal to be
accomplished. Just the tedious work of a civil service that was funded
to manage the inner cities and cope with their problems, that has become
the problem. There is as much hopelessness and failure in one of their
offices as there is in any housing project. The difference is that the
workers are more cheerful because while they might be doing nothing,
they are doing less nothing than the men dissolutely playing dominoes or
smoking cigarettes under dead trees in the courtyards of learning gray
towers left over from the Great Society or the New Deal.
Some in the government middle class do genuinely care. Many of them work
completely outside the welfare sector where caring still makes some
kind of sense. But this was where the river of bureaucracy was born and
this is where it goes to die. Some idealistic souls flit through here
and then flit out again. Mostly this is a place where people with
college degrees from institutions that would get a laugh from most other
employees hold down jobs that no one really needs except the unions and
organizations that are on a mission to expand their workforces and
budgets.
No one is really happy in the government middle class. It's not just the
postal workers who hate their jobs. The difference is that the postal
workers have more time to think about the angle that they will start
shooting from. There is nowhere to go and not much to do. The job is
hopeless, the regulations are overwhelming and the hierarchy is
stifling. Nothing is ever accomplished, but group solidarity requires
believing that it is and participating in new programs to learn new
procedures created by clueless consultants that promise to change
everything, but actually change nothing.
Working in the government middle class is exactly how liberal arts
majors imagine corporate life was like in the 50s. Then they get the
only job they are qualified for and discover that they can experience it
all today, while their idealism dies in a little puddle on the floor.
They learn to look forward to the only selling point that such work has;
early retirement.
The government middle class is the most hopeless middle class in all of
history. It aspires to nothing and it dreams of nothing. In previous
generations its workers at least flirted with radical politics. Today
you can still find some Stalinists in government offices, but most of
them are old, and the rest are more likely to read Farrakhan than Karl
Marx, and most will settle for 50 Shades of Grey. Their bosses are using
them to take over the system from within, but they are just drones,
woefully aware of how hopeless their task is, and they will show up at
protests to demand more funding and resources, but mostly they just show
up to protect their benefits. It's the benefits that keep them from
killing themselves. Or going on welfare.
Finally there is the government upper class. The bosses and their bosses
who don't just live in suburbs, but lived in gated communities.
Racially they tend to be whiter than just about any other group that you
can think of. And their neighborhoods of choice tend to be even whiter
than that. Imagine the place furthest away, conceptually, though not
geographically, from the welfare hood, and you arrive at the places
where the consultants, the top administrators and bosses of the
government class reside.
There is no hopelessness here. Everyone wears ski clothes, even when
they aren't anywhere in sight of a white powered slope. They counsel low
gas mileage for others, but drive SUVs. They build cages for the
government lower and middle classes, but live in sizable houses. They
ride bikes, but only when they want to. In behavior and attitude, they
are mostly indistinguishable from their fellow wealthy liberals. The
only difference is the source of their money and the lower productivity.
It is this group that incessantly manufactures crises, constantly comes
up with schemes to make a broken system work better and juggles money
between private foundations and government grants, moving back and forth
between professorships, government consultancies and private
foundations until you need a scorecard to keep up.
They aspire to authentic things and eat up working class misery with a
spoon. Many have their own hardship tales of the time they worked as a
waiter to pay their tuition, because their parents had cut them off, or
their time with the Peace Corps in Africa or with Habitat for Humanity
in Costa Rica. Religion is a vague thing to them, but they associate
anti-materialism with spirituality and use the plight of the well-off as
their own private church. Movies like Precious or Winter's Bone are
their poverty porn that they then use to justify their abuses of power.
Because people are suffering.
Elizabeth Warren is one of the breed. As are countless others just like
her. There is an endless crowd of them, all dressing down, embracing
what they think is authenticity, their voice frozen into a lecturing
tone, their bookshelves crowded with inspiring tales of white people
helping others in the Third World and finding their deeper soul in the
process. They all have too many degrees, too many plans and too much
power.
Some are dogmatically of the left. Many more are cluelessly so, mouthing
dogma that they do not really understand and that has been boiled down
for them into simple terms. These don't see politics, just a nebulous
compassion that requires forcing everyone to pay for the good of the
less fortunate, even if that money incidentally goes to line their own
pockets. And worse still, even the most apolitical of this group, have
developed an innate busybody allegiance to rules. They are the six and
seven figure hall monitors who have become convinced that people need
keeping tabs on and that no community can achieve its best self without
people like them to compel everyone to follow the rules.
If they are in a position where they cannot make rules, they will seek
one out, in some volunteer capacity, such as a homeowner's association,
that will allow them to do it. They are cheerful control freaks who
dress up an innate lust for power in ski parkas, morning bike rides with
the kids and lists of rules and penalties so long that a KGB agent
would be set back on his heels. They do not think of themselves as the
police state, they even like to imagine themselves as rebels and risk
takers, but they are the backbone of the emerging progressive police
state.
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